Garcia, Trying To Stop The Unsub : Killing Someone Is Really Weird, Like No One Will Like You If You

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Emily, walking in the meeting room : Hi everyone

No answer

Emily : Guys ??

Penelope : We can't hear dead people.

Everyone : nods

Emily : You guys are so dramatic it was ONE TIME

Garcia : I'm not delusional, I'm simply manifesting my own reality

While discussing a case :

Rossi : Well, in my experience over the years..

Emily : Rossi, the most experienced things you have is to get on my nerves. And cook pasta.

Hotch, sighing : Why is Morgan crying in the corner ?

Emily : I told him Santa wasn't real.

Garcia, popping her head from her office : SANTA IS WHAT ?!

Emily : I'm so upset.

Morgan : Why what happened ?

Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.

Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once

Morgan : What do you think Emily will do for a distraction ?

Rossi : Probably throw a rock or make some noise. Something easy.

Car explodes, a fire start, Emily is running around screaming.

Rossi : ..Or that.

Hotch, answering the phone : Hello ?

Emily : It's Emily.

Hotch, sighing : What did she do this time ?

Emily : No it's me, it's Emily.

Hotch : Okay, what did YOU do this time ?