Reid : I Am Smartest, Wisest Person Of This Group.

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.

While discussing a case :

Rossi : Well, in my experience over the years..

Emily : Rossi, the most experienced things you have is to get on my nerves. And cook pasta.

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

Reid : Will I end this case or will this case ends me ? Stay tuned

Hotch : Did you buy eggs like I asked ?

Garcia : Even better.

Hotch : What did you-

Garcia, holding up a chicken : Her name is Fluffy !

Reid : Life is just like a game of chess.

Morgan : I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHESS

Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking

Morgan, minding is business at 7am :

The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children

Random agent : You're so chill

Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.

Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism