Dumbest Scar Stories?

Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?

Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!

Eret: Right back at ya!

Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.

Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!

Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!

Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.

Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!

Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!

Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.

Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!

Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!

Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.

What’s ur opinion on kids?

Dagur: Oh I want kids! They're like mini copies of ourselves but they are also different! It's like watching a seed grow! You will never know what would the little plant grow into!

Viggo: That is very nicely said. I do like kids at some specific ages when they are most curious and their minds can be taught many things they might remember in their growth. But I don't handle them when they are at their early stage.

Dagur: You mean you don't like babies? But those are the most joyful and innocent versions of them!

Viggo: Also the most depending on others help and would eat everything they find.

Eret: Fair points to all of you but as someone who spent quite a while around kids of all ages and even took care of them, I believe that unlike you two I have enough experience to actually handle the responsibility.

Dagur: What's that supposed to mean?

Eret: Kids aren't toys or pets to play and teach things. It's a lot of responsibility and a big pressure to lead by example when you have one. The way you behave towards and around the child, it will grow as pattern to them.

Viggo: Given what you told us about your younger self, I pray we won't encounter those you helped to raise.

Eret: Right and you will definitely rock as a parent when you will ignore the kid in its most fragile lifetime and care about them only when they start talking.

Viggo: That's not what I-

Dagur: Oookay, better stop before someone says something they might regret.

Eret: Fine.

Viggo: Agreed.

Jingle Bell Rock - Eret & Viggo & Dagur - @acamaryseinteery

It's the only song Dagur knows and they've been stuck in this sleigh for far too long

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dagur,do you want kids with mala

Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.

Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.

Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.

Eret: I'M HERE!

I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life. 

Kit on “How To Train Your Dragon 2” and his character Eret (x)

What is your opinion on all three main villain? Drago, Grimmel, The Red death? (This is for everyone)

Eret:.........

Dagur: Oh boy. The D.R.A.GO. topic.....

Viggo: You need a minute Eret?

Eret: Um yeah.... I think I do....

After Eret put on his headphones Viggo and Dagur went to take turns.

Viggo: I have never met the brutal man but I was told enough of him to know that his mind wasn't right. Seems like dealing with Krogan was the better option...

Dagur: I'm still upset Hiccup didn't warn us, we could've help. I wish I could blast that guy's head off!

Viggo: As for Grimmel, I would like to meet this guy in person.

Dagur: Really?

Viggo: Yes. To humiliate him and trigger him into attacking me so I could slit his throat.

Dagur:........ That was beautifully said.

Viggo: Thank you. Eret? Anything you wish to add?

Eret: Only that I have met him. One of the scariest people I've met. Doesn't respect personal space....

Dagur: Ouch...... Now the Red death....... Well, I'm definitely glad he didn't hurt Shattermaster and he won't slave other dragons.

Viggo: I wish I could see him. Back in the day it would certainly be a challenge to find him. But now it would be just to witness.

Eret: Honestly, I'm glad I didn't get to see him. Not sure if we would make it out alive but finding the nest would definitely help my former job.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

"At the end of the day, you're just - a person. That's okay."

Thanks, sometimes being a human a full time burden.

We all have that one guy that ruins pictures. That's why we delete them to make a space for making memes!

That's much better 😁

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