dagur,do you want kids with mala
Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.
Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.
Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.
Dagur: How dare you!?
Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?
Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.
Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.
Viggo: I beg your pardon?
Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!
Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.
Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-
Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.
Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.
Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.
Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!
I can't help, but think:
~ dark hair
~ brown eyes
~ strong/ muscular
~ tall
~ handsome
~ probably big-dicked
Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying
(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)
Whats all three of y’alls fav animal?
Viggo: After week of arguing we decided to settle on penguins, but each of us have their own favorite species. My favorite is the Humboldt's penguin. There's something about them that draws me to them.
Dagur: My is the Rockhopper penguin. They are so cool and can live in the toughest environments and they are rocking their hairdos!
Eret: My favorite is the Little blue penguin. I encountered them on my journeys and they are the cutest animals I have ever seen. And have hilarious mating calls.
(asking cuz i forgor)
How about dogs? What breeds yall like?
Viggo: I always liked fighting and tall breeds like Dobermans and Rottweilers and Great Danes. Despite their history I like their warm and playful behavior behind the rough and sharp exterior.
Dagur: My favorite dogs are Shepherds or Frenchies! I know they have nothing in common but if I had a dog, I would get a Frenchie. Shepherds are amazing but I would have to have better living conditions for a big dog.
Eret: Nice choices both of you. I always liked family dogs that represent loyalty like Golden Retriever or Pitbull. If I could, I would adopt a Pitbull and nurse them back to health and to trust humans again. These dogs suffer because of people who don't realize how sensitive these dogs are and how important the training is.
Viggo: Huh.....
Eret, what do you think about you x Hiccup?
Eret: Well if I had to be honest, I think that we could make it work. If Astrid wasn't in the picture, I think that I would won him over by now. But, I'm not that kind of person to hurt a friend and go behind Astrid's back on her boyfriend. I'm a gentleman, not a prick.
Dagur: Ooh, you're a keeper!
Eret: Wh-Get the f@ck out!
Dagur: Viggo! Guess what Eret just admitted!
Eret: Sorry anon, I have to go and I don't want to get blood on my new laptop.
ERET.
Did you ever know a guy named "Krogan" in the Northern alliance???
Eret: I knew him. He was the biggest pain in the ass I have met. Just remembering him makes me want to punch someone.
Dagur: Hey, how's it-
Eret: *punches him* Sorry Dagur. I thought you're someone else.
Eret: This is how I look every night after my nightmares. And in the morning with my hungovers. Just waiting for the right time to get up and walk it off.
They broke up
Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?
Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.
I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far
Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.
I would like to ask Viggo about the Hiccup x Viggo thing, and how he feels about it?
Viggo: Besides the fact that I admire Hiccup in many ways, I'm not a man that would draw someone's attention by hurting him as I have in past. And I'm quite happy with the advisor/friend relationship we have now. But between you and me, I quite enjoy what you people can come up with to make it a story or a fine art that I may witness online. Definitely tickles the mind and body at the time, I give you guys that.
Congratulations the anonymous for being the first ask messager! Thank you!
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You guys want a hug?
Dagur: Always! Bring it in!
Eret: Oh um... If you want to?
Viggo: I'd rather not-
Dagur: Group hug!!!
Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!
Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.
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