What’s Ur Opinion On Kids?

Dagur: Hey guys! Just a friendly-totally not desperate-reminder that this blog is still active and excited to answer all your asks!

Eret: Also check our reblog where you send us a number or a whole phrase from the list and you will get a short fic scene from Deity.

Viggo: And don't forget to see @acamaryseinteery 's pinned post where her drawing and writing requests are still open.

Dagur: Anyway we miss you people! We're definitely not a dead blog, just currently asks-less.

Boop 😺

Viggo: *sways your hand off* Don't even think about it.

Dagur: Boop! *boops back*

Eret: *gets booped* What?

I would like to ask Viggo about the Hiccup x Viggo thing, and how he feels about it?

Viggo: Besides the fact that I admire Hiccup in many ways, I'm not a man that would draw someone's attention by hurting him as I have in past. And I'm quite happy with the advisor/friend relationship we have now. But between you and me, I quite enjoy what you people can come up with to make it a story or a fine art that I may witness online. Definitely tickles the mind and body at the time, I give you guys that.

Congratulations the anonymous for being the first ask messager! Thank you!

Dumbest scar stories?

Viggo: Come on Eret, say it.

Dagur: You already told us and you have more dumber scars than we!

Eret: Wasn't this ask meant for everyone? Fine fine. I'll tell you which one is the dumbest but after you two.

Viggo: Fair enough. When I was 13 and in my rebellious state, I challenged my brother into joining me in hunting the Fireworms and then putting them into other's shoes. Long story short, I carry around 20 little bite scars on my left thigh after the dragons bit through a basket.

Dagur: Ptttff! Never knew you were a prankster!

Viggo: We all have a history. Now you, Dagur.

Dagur: Alright. My dumbest scar is from when I was in a prison. Do you know the saying that the first day in prison you should beat the toughest guy in there to asert authority?

Eret: Yes?

Viggo: This is gonna be good.

Dagur: Well the first rule should be: Before you tackle the toughest guy there, make sure your way is clear off stone so you won't get spiked on that guy's garments.

Viggo: *Hiss* That sounds painful.

Dagur: I carry 4 dot scars on my belly from that guy's knee spikes. Thankfully that guy crossed it and helped me treat it before taking me under his wings. After he passed away I revenged him and stated my authority amongst the prisoners.

Eret: That's..... You should write a book about it, I'd love to read it.

Dagur: Eh, why not. Anyway now for the best part! Eret, your turn!

Eret: Alright alright. If I had to choose between my brand, my reckless childhood and my sail stops, I'd be most embarrassed of the scar on my ass and, uhm.. slightly lower.

Viggo: Please tell me that didn't happen when you were kid.

Eret: No no. It happened when I was 17 and me and my cousins were taking a sailing trip into the warm waters to have a bachelor party for my cousin Bjorn and my ex girlfriend who were getting married. While celebrating that night we went for a midnight nude swim in a lagoon that was only a few meters from the ocean. To spare you the details, an hour after doing shitty bets cousins tried to remove from me a very furious and blood thirsty octopus ever so carefully so I wouldn't have to return home with an excuse of my I'm down one part of me.

Viggo:................

Dagur:.............. BWAHAHAHAH!!!! OH MY GODS!

Viggo: You made that up, right?

Eret: I wish. That taught me that some bets aren't worth consequences.

Dagur: Oh I can't breathe! HAHAHAA!!!

Eret: Alright laugh it up you two! Now you know why I hate Octopuses!

Eret: Eret Eretson..... It saves time than constantly repeating 'son of Eret' and avoids asking me how manyth I am.

Does Eret even have a last name or is it just Eret, son of Eret or like Eretson 😭

Dagur: Well, better luck next time. When you'd like to try more cooler costumes, let us know.

Hello Hiccup

I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*

Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?

Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!

Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.

Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.

Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.

Viggo: Not as couple.

Eret: How about the last year?

Viggo: Shush.

Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.

Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw 😂. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.

Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!

Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.

Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.

Viggo: Never.

Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!

Dagur: And be topless.

Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?

Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?

Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.

Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!

"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.

"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.

"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.

"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"

What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?

Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?

Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.

Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.

Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.

Eret: You are such a moron...

Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.

Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.

Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster

Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.

Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?

Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!

My theory is that he- oh wait, he's here.

Viggo: Thank you deity but I'll take it from there.

Viggo: The process itself was quite dangerous but simple too. All we needed was to find its location, watch the whirl center to count down for how long it lasts before setting a couple of very long chains at the bottom of the sea and after drawing the Submaripper to the chains locations, all we needed was to pull to secure at least one of the limbs before making it eat a lot of substance that shall remain a secret to make it fall asleep so we could actually drag it to the Trader's shores. It was quite a struggle to pull but as you have seen, I've succeeded. And if you ask about how we tied it up, we used the chain and a high sea stack to pull the dragon up to finish the jobs before dropping the dragon on the bottom until it woke up and began its chaos.

Viggo: As for the Shellfire. Similar process but it required a lagoon, harpoons and strong ships. Also strong dragons. Good thing we had the Catastrophic Quakens to do the heavy lifting. After the ship was built, we pulled the dragon back into the sea and started with the plan.

How do u think viggo managed to chain a submeripper underwater or capture a shelfire cause thats running on my mind for a while now?

@ask-viggo-and-dagur Viggo help me out here

I can't say for certain how Viggo did it. I can, however, provide my opinion on the matter. I'd like to think that the dragon eye may have given Viggo a general location to the submaripper whereabouts. After he managed to find one I think it would make the most sense to take it out with a large amount of dragon root. He may have dumped it straight into the ocean or had his men fire arrows at it if it came close to the waters surface.

Is there something that all of you find precious that you guys fight over all the time while trying to not break it?

Also, 🍉🍉🍉, for all yall ^^

-watermeloon

Viggo: Usually the laptop, the remote-

Dagur:-cookies, last pizza slice, Hiccup-

Eret:-the blanket that one time, bathroom....

Dagur: Oh yeah, definitely the bathroom.

Viggo: I'd appreciate if Dagur would keep the sink hairless when he shaves.

Dagur: We're at least not locked there for 2 hours and playing music there.

Eret: I do that sometimes. You then bang on the door to stop me from singing.

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The guys thank you greatly for the watermelons! Dagur and Eret are going to plant them for the hot summer! There's nothing better than a watermelon in hot day 😁

Viggo might cook something from them or make himself some fancy drink so he's grateful too ❤️

Freckles, who's there often (unfortunately for Eret) had a bite too.