We All Have That One Guy That Ruins Pictures. That's Why We Delete Them To Make A Space For Making Memes!

We all have that one guy that ruins pictures. That's why we delete them to make a space for making memes!

We All Have That One Guy That Ruins Pictures. That's Why We Delete Them To Make A Space For Making Memes!

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Is there something that all of you find precious that you guys fight over all the time while trying to not break it?

Also, 🍉🍉🍉, for all yall ^^

-watermeloon

Viggo: Usually the laptop, the remote-

Dagur:-cookies, last pizza slice, Hiccup-

Eret:-the blanket that one time, bathroom....

Dagur: Oh yeah, definitely the bathroom.

Viggo: I'd appreciate if Dagur would keep the sink hairless when he shaves.

Dagur: We're at least not locked there for 2 hours and playing music there.

Eret: I do that sometimes. You then bang on the door to stop me from singing.

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The guys thank you greatly for the watermelons! Dagur and Eret are going to plant them for the hot summer! There's nothing better than a watermelon in hot day 😁

Viggo might cook something from them or make himself some fancy drink so he's grateful too ❤️

Freckles, who's there often (unfortunately for Eret) had a bite too.


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10 months ago

Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.

Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.

Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!


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dagur,do you want kids with mala

Dagur: We already do! My oldest son Oswald and my youngest girl Lani! And judging by Mala's latest behavior, I'm suspecting that there's a third one on the way.

Dagur: Oh I can't wait! Mala always makes the most colorful and unique threats to me it's almost poetic! 😍 And her mood swings! Ooh, how she keeps me on my toes. Her mood swings changing faster than a Changewing is both challenging and adorable.

Dagur: If you wish to know more about my children, just ask away! I'll be more than happy to answer since guys get tired of me talking about them.


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I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far

I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far
I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far
I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far
I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far
I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far
I’m Making A Silly Power Point For A College Event, I Think You Guys Will Like What I Have So Far

Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.

10 months ago

Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?

Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!

Eret: Right back at ya!

Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.

Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!

Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!

Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.

Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!

Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!

Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.

Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!

Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!

Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.


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10 months ago

Eret:.........

Viggo:......

Dagur: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

"finest dragon trapper alive" yeah cuz Viggo's dead

Eret: I'M HERE!

I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life. 


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10 months ago

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Kit On “How To Train Your Dragon 2” And His Character Eret (x)
Kit On “How To Train Your Dragon 2” And His Character Eret (x)

Kit on “How To Train Your Dragon 2” and his character Eret (x)


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10 months ago

Eret: You are such a moron...

Dagur: Hey! I didn't know better! So it took a while to allow asks for our blog, big deal.

Viggo: This idiocy might even outrun the coffee incident.

Dagur: Well the internet was suddenly faster

Eret: Still don't know how you cracked my password on my laptop. I had to buy a new one and change my passwords.

Dagur: You mean: EretSonOfEret123456?

Eret: That's it! I'm getting myself a safe!


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