Dagur: Yeah. We made him swallow allergy pills and now he's asleep on the couch with Freckles on top of him. Well.... I hope he's just asleep. We gave him a bit more than one pill.
Viggo: *checking his pulse* He's alive. But he's drooling on your couch.
Dagur:........ Eh, small sacrifice. At least Freckles is happy.
What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD
Eret: Phew, cats......
Dagur: What's your issue with cats?
Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.
Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....
Eret: I'd look for a new place.
Viggo:.......... Really?
Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?
Viggo: You're allergic to cats?
Eret: Maybe. Why?
Dagur:.......
Viggo:......
Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?
Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.
Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!
Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?
Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.
Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.
Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!
Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!
Dagur: Hey guys! Just a friendly-totally not desperate-reminder that this blog is still active and excited to answer all your asks!
Eret: Also check our reblog where you send us a number or a whole phrase from the list and you will get a short fic scene from Deity.
Viggo: And don't forget to see @acamaryseinteery 's pinned post where her drawing and writing requests are still open.
Dagur: Anyway we miss you people! We're definitely not a dead blog, just currently asks-less.
What’s ur opinion on kids?
Dagur: Oh I want kids! They're like mini copies of ourselves but they are also different! It's like watching a seed grow! You will never know what would the little plant grow into!
Viggo: That is very nicely said. I do like kids at some specific ages when they are most curious and their minds can be taught many things they might remember in their growth. But I don't handle them when they are at their early stage.
Dagur: You mean you don't like babies? But those are the most joyful and innocent versions of them!
Viggo: Also the most depending on others help and would eat everything they find.
Eret: Fair points to all of you but as someone who spent quite a while around kids of all ages and even took care of them, I believe that unlike you two I have enough experience to actually handle the responsibility.
Dagur: What's that supposed to mean?
Eret: Kids aren't toys or pets to play and teach things. It's a lot of responsibility and a big pressure to lead by example when you have one. The way you behave towards and around the child, it will grow as pattern to them.
Viggo: Given what you told us about your younger self, I pray we won't encounter those you helped to raise.
Eret: Right and you will definitely rock as a parent when you will ignore the kid in its most fragile lifetime and care about them only when they start talking.
Viggo: That's not what I-
Dagur: Oookay, better stop before someone says something they might regret.
Eret: Fine.
Viggo: Agreed.
Viggo: I won't lie. I love it.
Dagur: Me too!!! I can see myself form out of metal little daggers or darts I could then throw around me!
Viggo: That's an interesting idea. How about you Eret? Who do you see yourself as?
Eret: Me? Well I'm a born sailor but my parents and family always said I have a hot head...... But I would say water. Fire never did me any good.
It happened spontaneously, but I love AU. So… Avatar Hiccup. Hiccup considered himself an ordinary person before meeting Toothless. (Dragons can be equated to spirits, i mean relationships between people and them). Then he discovered his talent as an airbender and Toothless became his teacher. Later, other talents were discovered, which made it clear that Hiccup was an avatar.
Astrid became his waterbender teacher. Snotlout was an adept of firebender, but he sincerely did not understand how to teach, because he himself used magic on a subconscious level. Fishlegs is an earthbender, but he did not go beyond the amateur level and could not become a teacher. The twins are always on their own wave. Ruffnut is a master in airbending and can perform techniques with clouds of gas, while Tuffnut is not a master, but is ready to set fire to the gas with his sparks at any moment. The twins always come in a set.
Brothers Grimborn! Lord of Fire Viggo. The aesthetics of blue flame and lightning were created for him. So I couldn't resist. The hottest flame and deadly techniques of lightningbending made him the most terrible opponent for the young avatar, but in the future, he will become the teacher of fire magic for Hiccup. I endowed Riker with explosion magic, as for me, it suits him perfectly. An explosive mixture of rage and bloodlust.
Berserkers! Remembering Viggo's words about how the berserkers in ancient times lured the Skrills with metal, I thought about a tribe practicing metalbending. Dagur discovered his talent for earth magic much later, including metal. I like to think that Dagur could be a threat to the avatar even as an ordinary person, relying on his ingenuity and physical strength. Heather is a master of earth and metal magic, she could well become Hiccup's teacher in this matter.
In RoB Twins mentioned cousin Lars already, which means that in RttE they used Lars number 2 to avoid possible confusion that Twins are related to Grimmborns.
Which and let's be honest there would be freakin funny XD
Viggo: No, it certainly would not....
Chilli it, Viggy.
Viggo: Don't call me that.
Viggy?
Wiggly Viggy?
Wiggle wiggly Vigg-
Viggo: ENOUGH!!!
Dagur, most romantic moment with Mala?
Dagur: Oh that's a tricky question because every moment with her lights my day!
Dagur: But I'll try. Let's see, there's our wedding dance, the day I sacrificed myself to earn her hand by being hit by the arrow, day we met and fought and at the same time learned to trust each other, our first Snoggletog together, every picnic we spend at our secret place, that time I was taking care of her when she fell ill from my cooking,....
Dagur: Sorry I just can't decide!
Dagur: THANK YOU!!!
I have said it once I will say it again
It is a crime that Dagur and Heather weren't in the movies
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54579286/chapters/138293809
My and @skysiren41 's httyd fic about our beloved ex-trapper.
What is it about?
Ever since he was little, Eret was always scared of the story about giant serpent roaming the seas of the Far north, stories his grandfather told him. Years later after he joined the Berkians, lost his dragon in a war and fell in love, he encounters two of his greatest fears:
The legendary serpent himself and the thought of returning to his land. The one he ran away from.
Now he's facing the consequences of leaving his throne duties, his family and friends and as well reuniting with his roots and remembering what it's like to belong somewhere.
https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/768043633204232192/this-fic-started-as-a-fun-rp-and-monthsor-a-year?source=share - chapter 8 to read whole.
https://www.tumblr.com/acamaryseinteery/777816496321839104/j%C3%B6rmungard-chapter-13?source=share - chapter 13 final fight
Art of Eret's parents:
Jörmungard picture:
Yes, those scales were a pain....
How does this differ from the original Httyd?
Stoick lives
Night Furies and Light Furies roam the New Berk
Eret's first dragon was a blue scarred Singetail that he rescued from one of his old traps. He died protecting Eret in a war.
Grimmel did happen but after him Drago showed up again but this time with only the hunters, who secretly planted bunch of dragon roots around the New Berk so the dragons become dangerous and the Berkians are distracted and unprepared for the war.
Viggo is alive (you can't change my mind) and he has his own island, where he nurtures and trains dragons, that he managed to rescue.
Got questions? Ask away!
(asking cuz i forgor)
How about dogs? What breeds yall like?
Viggo: I always liked fighting and tall breeds like Dobermans and Rottweilers and Great Danes. Despite their history I like their warm and playful behavior behind the rough and sharp exterior.
Dagur: My favorite dogs are Shepherds or Frenchies! I know they have nothing in common but if I had a dog, I would get a Frenchie. Shepherds are amazing but I would have to have better living conditions for a big dog.
Eret: Nice choices both of you. I always liked family dogs that represent loyalty like Golden Retriever or Pitbull. If I could, I would adopt a Pitbull and nurse them back to health and to trust humans again. These dogs suffer because of people who don't realize how sensitive these dogs are and how important the training is.
Viggo: Huh.....
…
You guys want a hug?
Dagur: Always! Bring it in!
Eret: Oh um... If you want to?
Viggo: I'd rather not-
Dagur: Group hug!!!
Eret: What-Oof! A little too tight there Dagur!
Viggo: This is your fault Anon. Never say hug in front of Dagur again. Not in my presence at least...... Please.
Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?
Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!
Eret: Right back at ya!
Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.
Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!
Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!
Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.
Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!
Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!
Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.
Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!
Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!
Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.
An ask blog lead by one crazy/spiritual Berserker, one retired dragon hunter/now dragon rescuing Viking and by PTSD and scarred handsome Saami with trust issues. Ask away to find out how we get along and what struggles we deal with each other and the rest of the world!
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