Dagur: THANK YOU!!!

Dagur: THANK YOU!!!

I have said it once I will say it again

It is a crime that Dagur and Heather weren't in the movies

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Eret: This is how I look every night after my nightmares. And in the morning with my hungovers. Just waiting for the right time to get up and walk it off.

They Broke Up

They broke up


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Dagur: Well, better luck next time. When you'd like to try more cooler costumes, let us know.

Hello Hiccup

I've been meaning to ask for me and Stormy. What's your opinion on Berk's version of our Halloween? *Opens a book to show the traditions it includes*

Do you celebrate it? And if so, can you tell us what costumes you and your friends and family wear? You and Toothless included?

Dagur: Howdy! Deity thought she can send this ask without our intervir-interview-inter- Dang it! You know what I mean!

Viggo: *snickers* Nice try. Dagur is learning to speak with silver tongue to try to understand what me and Eret talk about.

Eret: We caught him practicing. It's actually kinda sweet.

Dagur: MOVING ON! I thought you'd like to know what we dress as.

Viggo: Not as couple.

Eret: How about the last year?

Viggo: Shush.

Dagur: I like to dress as Horror movie characters with these three and with my kids and Mala we went as Winnie Pooh characters.

Eret: You should've seen him then catching up with us with an actual chainsaw ๐Ÿ˜‚. At the end of the night he thought his arms would fall off from how heavy it is.

Dagur: How do the killers manage to run after the victims?! It's impossible!

Viggo: I do like to dress as classy or old movie characters. James Bond, Phantom of the Opera, Zoro,.... I must say I aced the Two Face two years ago. I almost won the costume contest.

Eret: Told ya you should've gone as Freddie Kruger.

Viggo: Never.

Eret: Anyhow, I love this holiday almost as much as Christmas! Especially because I can make a real fun out of it!

Dagur: And be topless.

Eret: That too. But not all the time! Remember last year? When the three of us went as Alien, Predator and Rambo?

Viggo: *groans loudly* Why did I have to be the Rambo?

Dagur: Because we're trying to stop Eret from smoking and Rambo's costume needed cigar to look badass.

Eret: So there's that, Hiccup. Wanna join us for our newest group costume? We'd thought you'd make an awesome Joker for our Arkham's finest. Either that or we're going as department jobs. I'd like to be a Firefighter, Dagur here wants to be a Police officer, Viggo wants to be Medic and you can be a Park manager!

"Ah, well, I had no idea who any of those people were that you were talking about, but Ashleigh explained it to me as best she could. Halloween is new to me, as well, actually.

"But, that being said, it would be fun to have Toothless dressed up as a sheep. We'd need a lot of wool, though. When I asked the family, Nuffink wanted to be Gobber, and Zephyr insisted on no costume, because she doesn't want to be anyone but herself. I can't argue with her for that reasoning, it's pretty solid. Once I explained it a bit more, she settled on a bird, so we're working on gathering up enough feathers for her costume.

"Astrid, she is dressing up as Stormfly, and Stormfly... probably isn't getting a costume. She'll happily wear her saddle, but only that.

"As for me...I appreciate the offer to be a Joker, but I'll have to pass. I have some plans for a Toothless costume, and I think you'll be impressed with the end result, once it's put together!"

Hello Hiccup

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Boop ๐Ÿ˜บ

Viggo: *sways your hand off* Don't even think about it.

Dagur: Boop! *boops back*

Eret: *gets booped* What?


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We all have that one guy that ruins pictures. That's why we delete them to make a space for making memes!

We All Have That One Guy That Ruins Pictures. That's Why We Delete Them To Make A Space For Making Memes!

That's much better ๐Ÿ˜

Lesbian Pose

Lesbian pose


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10 months ago

Whats all three of yโ€™alls fav animal?

Viggo: After week of arguing we decided to settle on penguins, but each of us have their own favorite species. My favorite is the Humboldt's penguin. There's something about them that draws me to them.

Dagur: My is the Rockhopper penguin. They are so cool and can live in the toughest environments and they are rocking their hairdos!

Eret: My favorite is the Little blue penguin. I encountered them on my journeys and they are the cutest animals I have ever seen. And have hilarious mating calls.


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What are your opinions on Sir ulgerthorpe?

Eret: Who?

Dagur: What kind of lame-ass name is that?

Viggo: I envy your unknowing of him. Basically it's Snotlout under cover but blond and dressed in gold.

Eret:........ What the f-

Dagur: BHAHAhahaha! Oh gods that must've looked awful!

Eret: I know right? Snotlout's in blond? I know that guy can be a diva princess but this is too much ๐Ÿ˜‚

Viggo: You should've seen him. At first I thought he's a pampered prince.

Dagur: Ew I hate those.

Viggo: Pamepered royals?

Dagur: Pampered lazy people in general.


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would you guys eat roasted grasshoppers?

Viggo: If they were flavored with spices?

Dagur: I've had alive ones. So roasted is an update.

Eret: Already had it. Not impressed.


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10 months ago

Viggo: That's no use. Eret can easily become a drama queen when he's scared. Now he's scrubbing away the 'rash' with a dish soap.

What breed of dogs and cats yall like more? I like brazilian mastiffs and sphynx cats :DD

Eret: Phew, cats......

Dagur: What's your issue with cats?

Eret: Just not a fan of animal that keeps its fur everywhere and barfs out its own hairballs.

Dagur: So, if Viggo got to babysit a cat today....

Eret: I'd look for a new place.

Viggo:.......... Really?

Eret: Ye-Achoo-yeah. Why?

Viggo: You're allergic to cats?

Eret: Maybe. Why?

Dagur:.......

Viggo:......

Eret: There's a cat in this apartment, isn't it?

Viggo: A hairless cat though she does have a few hair spots.

Dagur *Holds out a cat* Her name is Freckles! She's so sweet kitten from Viggo's cousin Lars!

Eret: Are you fuck-Achoo!-cking kidding me!?

Viggo: We'll talk about it later, now to answer the anon finally. Apologies anon. Your cat breeds are very fine. I myself admire Sphinx cats the most but I also really like Caracal cats.

Dagur: I really like Bobtail and Maine cats. I don't like siamese though, they're scary.

Eret: Keep that-Choo!-gross-Ah-wrinkly-Aah-sack of bones awa-Aachoo!!!!

Dagur: Come on Ret! She likes you!

To: the silly Dagur.

I know you call hiccup โ€œbrotherโ€ a lot, and after you guys made up, is there a good friendship there? And if something were to happen, where he needed help would you be there?

Dagur: Well duh! Obvi! I'm still pissy about Hiccup not telling us about Drago so we could help! We could make a difference there! And believe me that I told him that. Also made it clear that next time Berk and dragons are in danger, we want to be there.


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Dagur: We look so cool! Like Superheroes! Thank you!!

Dagur: Could I request me as Common Hoopoe and Mala as Blue Jay please? Sadly I don't know much about these birds, only when I see the grace of the Blue Jay and punky feather hairdo of the Hoopoe-*hehe silly name*- I think of me my and my love.

Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About
Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About
Dagur: Could I Request Me As Common Hoopoe And Mala As Blue Jay Please? Sadly I Don't Know Much About

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