Scince you all met, somehow, have you found a liking to each other or are you still weary of each other about some things?
Dagur: 'Some things?' Anon, you have no idea how difficult is to live with these two!
Eret: Right back at ya!
Viggo: As you can see, we're still working on making our habitation bearable.
Eret: It wouldn't be unbearable if Dagur did his chore turns, didn't leave weapons lying around, cleaned the sink and bathtub after he's done shaving and would actually ask before taking others good!
Dagur: So I took a few cookies and a bag of chips from you, big deal mister 'I hoard all the goods for myself'. At least I'm not singing in the bathroom with the radio songs so falsely! Everytime you start singing, I want to rip my ears off! Also, shopping with you for groceries is a nightmare!
Viggo: At least he's trying to buy us things we need, not like when you went to take care of the groceries and came back with fizzy drinks, large meat and over 10 boxes of pizza. And I agree with the sink thing, it's really disgusting.
Dagur: Don't try to take his side when your unbearable too! Just because you're making a business call, it doesn't have to mean you have to do it in the same room as we are! I get it you want us to be quiet but you can also take it to your own room!
Eret: And you always drink all of the coffee!
Viggo: Why is that a problem for you? You don't drink coffee.
Eret: Of course I do! Well, rarely when I have a busy day ahead of me but still! Also your annoying habit of leaving your stuff around the house is really triggering! It takes me days to find my stuff because they're lying under your filthy mugs, sweaters, files and coats!
Viggo: At least I'm not bringing a one night companies here that we have to deal with in the morning, finding you both in awkward positions! I don't care if their place is far or they have company there. You either do your night play somewhere else or I'm changing the locks!
Dagur: Well Anon, I hope that answered your question. If you wish to know what we actually enjoy about each other's company, ask us in a hour or two so we can cool off. Things get heated here fast. And if you wish to know details about certain things you just heard, feel free to ask us some more.
What are your opinions on Sir ulgerthorpe?
Eret: Who?
Dagur: What kind of lame-ass name is that?
Viggo: I envy your unknowing of him. Basically it's Snotlout under cover but blond and dressed in gold.
Eret:........ What the f-
Dagur: BHAHAhahaha! Oh gods that must've looked awful!
Eret: I know right? Snotlout's in blond? I know that guy can be a diva princess but this is too much 😂
Viggo: You should've seen him. At first I thought he's a pampered prince.
Dagur: Ew I hate those.
Viggo: Pamepered royals?
Dagur: Pampered lazy people in general.
We all have that one guy that ruins pictures. That's why we delete them to make a space for making memes!
That's much better 😁
Lesbian pose
Eret: Aaww, thank you! That's such an adorable picture of us! And no, I'm actually just found of his smell due my years on the sea and moving around reindeers a lot 😅
Eret: But I like the idea! I might use it as a deodorant so Hiccup and the rest will give me a break from time to time. Or I might use it on twins to show them I'm the greatest prankster 🤩
Eret: I'll have to think about it better. Anyway, thank you again. For both of us, right Slimey?
Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....
I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.
They are good friends :)
I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something
Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]
Hey, I would like to ask Viggo why he alsways called hiccup my boy or my dear?
Viggo: Mainly due to the age and his still foolish youth. But over the time it grew into respectful pronounce that in such young age he managed to do so much.
I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far
Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.
Reblog if your blog is a safe space for LGBTQIIA+
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Intersex
Italian
Asexual
Eret: 😳😳😳
Dagur: Ooh man! I'm so gonna use it!
Eret: Come on man, really? It's not even real me!
Viggo: Well, it's just as arrogant as you. And full of itself.
Eret: THATS! NOT! ME! 😡
Dagur: I can't wait to have fun with this! Oh! I'm gonna ask you both same questions and compare your reactions!
Eret: Yeah but only the real Eret can hurt you! Give me that phone!
Dagur: Oh shit! *runs away from Eret*
Viggo: *watches them run* Hhmm.... Compare their reactions, huh? That could help with getting things done.
Dear Thor.
DEAR THOR😰
DEAR ODIN😭
@ziggityzigg LOOK AT THIS🪦
Eret: Aaawww, you're precious to me too❤️
Eret: Also you have good skills capturing my better photos! I know it's not easy to time me for a good photo where I don't look face twisted or dumb, so I appreciate your talent.
He’s like generally so precious to me
Is there something that all of you find precious that you guys fight over all the time while trying to not break it?
Also, 🍉🍉🍉, for all yall ^^
-watermeloon
Viggo: Usually the laptop, the remote-
Dagur:-cookies, last pizza slice, Hiccup-
Eret:-the blanket that one time, bathroom....
Dagur: Oh yeah, definitely the bathroom.
Viggo: I'd appreciate if Dagur would keep the sink hairless when he shaves.
Dagur: We're at least not locked there for 2 hours and playing music there.
Eret: I do that sometimes. You then bang on the door to stop me from singing.
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The guys thank you greatly for the watermelons! Dagur and Eret are going to plant them for the hot summer! There's nothing better than a watermelon in hot day 😁
Viggo might cook something from them or make himself some fancy drink so he's grateful too ❤️
Freckles, who's there often (unfortunately for Eret) had a bite too.
What? Dagur, do you really think Hiccup wouldn't like Astrid's bossy attitude in general or even better, behind closed doors? Also what did you do to get such a reaction from Mala?
Dagur: Hiccup? Are you the anonymous?
Dagur: Anyway, Hiccup was bossed around and pushed over his whole life, by myself included. Everyone has its limit and I believe that seeing Hiccup snap at Astrid will definitely hurt both. And I don't want that for them.
Dagur: As for me and Mala? Turns out she wasn't really that angry about me teaching our son throwing daggers in the house. She was actually checking me out in a way I never saw on her before. Turns out she's been trying to learn knitting and wanted to make me a sweater so she was calculating my broadness and height.
Dagur: But she still got me anxious with her snarky comment and how she balanced the knife like she was planning on throwing it at me. She likes to keep me on my toes and honestly, the way she does it is hot.
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