Oh Shit Really?

“I have really good wine.Actually things from the void much better than in reality”

"Maybe,i can sorry with a wine.What you think about it."

"What?"

When Jack and Dave are doing something stupid as hell

Henry from the Void:

“Trying to be not gay.Who am I lying to”

Im thinkin' bout doing a swap dsaf au!!

WOAH. U FREAKING TALL WAN A JELLY STICK?

“Thank you.Who are you?”

“Good.I’ll pick up you at 8 p.m,okay?” 

"So Akagi Ritsuko and Misato Katsuragi is inviting to the party. Misato said that I could invite my friends. You want to go?

YES.

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

Ooh fnaf!

"It's actually dsaf."

my gf has this headcanon where mario golf is just. their code for weed

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.