My Gf Has This Headcanon Where Mario Golf Is Just. Their Code For Weed

Another traveler on the lonely highways and byways. Right behind you—like the shiver running down your spine

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

“Yes,Charlie,you can.I will bring some soda and big pepperoni”

“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”

Hi purple man

“Hello,little girl.Im pink actually.Your soul is so interesting.So little and so brave.”

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

"Eldritch abomination"

"Hi"

"Oh who the fuck are you?"

legends

"That is interesting observation.But...Why would you do that observation?"

Oi Henry! You smell like c h e e s e.

"Elaborate on this topic please"

When u reach the remnants bunker in For Auld Lang Syne

“I have really good wine.Actually things from the void much better than in reality”

"Maybe,i can sorry with a wine.What you think about it."

"What?"