“Good.I’ll Pick Up You At 8 P.m,okay?” 

“Why you even thinking about piss.It is disgusting.”

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

*a portal swipes open and a purple girl walks in*. Hi Henry. I’m Lilac, mighty and powerful god. How are ya?

“Good.You know that im Devil Incarnate?I hope you do

I have a Buddy who’s also Henry Miller. He’s VERY cynical (emphasizing on the very). Btw, do you like fireworks?

“About you’re friend,i cant say anything.And I like fireworks”

egg

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”

“Are you ready go to the party?”

"So Akagi Ritsuko and Misato Katsuragi is inviting to the party. Misato said that I could invite my friends. You want to go?

YES.

Hey Henry!!! Do you miss Willy??? Also, i could get you some pizza if you want to :))

“I really miss Willy,sometimes.It would be great to get some pizza,thank you.”

“I KNOW”

what flavour is your piss

“Is it you William?”