I have a Buddy who’s also Henry Miller. He’s VERY cynical (emphasizing on the very). Btw, do you like fireworks?
“About you’re friend,i cant say anything.And I like fireworks”
hey why are you stinky
“Is it you Dee”
Do tax fraud.You need to abduct some kids to do successful tax fraud. I've done it with my restaurant so it can easily work for you.
"Criminal,Criminal,Criminal"
"i mean... yeah! I've committed alot of crimes the only crimes i haven't done and will never do is tax fraud, anything sexual, and murder!"
"i've acutally kidnapped elon musk once! don't ask happened 5 years ago"
Same
When you discover a new ship, and you can now spend the next hour and a half liking every post under that ship’s tag:
“Thank you”
What's your favorite food?
“Ahh...CAN I HAVE BONELESS PIZZA?”
“It’s just me”
garfield, the black mage.
“Hey,why?”
“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”
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