Ask-henrymiller-onvariousshit - I Prefer Honesty

So what was it like working at Fredbear’s? Other than the whole dead kiddens thing?

“Nice.”

“Remember kids.This was all about pizza hut”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!

what flavour is your piss

“Is it you William?”

“I can give you hug”

Hey Henry!!! Do you miss Willy??? Also, i could get you some pizza if you want to :))

“I really miss Willy,sometimes.It would be great to get some pizza,thank you.”

legends

When you discover a new ship, and you can now spend the next hour and a half liking every post under that ship’s tag:

hey why are you stinky

“Is it you Dee”

I HATE REPUBLICANS BUT THE PIRACY IS NOT

AN OPTION

"You don't need to do piracy.It's bad,very bad. Just don't buy a game. That's would be enough.You can still watch walkthroughs or Let's plays.And remember that's telling a man that abducted kids."

Tag yourself: Metal Gear version

Big Boss: - believes in Santa and fears vampires - smokes a lot - only likes the real things - is dead inside but doesn’t know yet - love triangle - has children he wasn’t aware of Revolver Ocelot: - kin with wildcats - meows a lot - owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers) - dresses like a cowboy - thirsty - doesn’t know his mom - follows too many people Kazuhira Miller: - accidentally invented McDonalds - loves to cook - always on his foot - would give a leg and an arm for his love interest - gets jealous a lot and also very quickly - doesn’t like to third-wheel Solid Snake: - uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot - quiet, but can talk alot if needed - owns a metric fuckton of dogs - secretly likes Anime - kinkshames people by accident - doesn’t like his brother Liquid Snake: - tattooed - has only one true friend - leader of his own squad - probably emo - hates to cut his hair - hates his brother - doesn’t know how social media works and never will Otacon: - had a terrible dad - loves his siblings - also loves Anime - had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier - raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane - eats a lot, probably Raiden: - noone likes him at first sight - steals the show whenever he can - occassionally hairflips his way through life - wields swords - has a child??? - sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE) - loves memes and cats The Boss: - tells you to kill her - defects to the Sovjet Union - the mom of the squad - doesn’t like dirty floors - likes snakes EVA: - cosplays - can kick you with a motorcycle - likes to watch people eat snakes - disappears pretty fast - likes to give exposition - probably likes Marina and the Diamonds - has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment Johnny: - has a sensitive stomach - annoys everyone in the squad - is usefull sometimes - pure child yet dangerous - Weeabo Meryl: - kicks ass before 6AM - lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos - cool earrings - doesn’t buy your bullshit - also had an accidental marriage - isn’t a rookie Quiet: - only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english - hates clothing - loves rain - can break your neck with her legs - have you seen her legs Sunny: - the child of the squad - always happy - likes to cook - smol, pls protect her - makes new friends quickly

Huey: - noone likes him - he can fuck off - his texts get ignored - noone will ever love him - douchebag - pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf

Davesport explained by Henry