What Flavour Is Your Piss

I have a Buddy who’s also Henry Miller. He’s VERY cynical (emphasizing on the very). Btw, do you like fireworks?

“About you’re friend,i cant say anything.And I like fireworks”

“He tried to pull this on Willy.”

Hey other Miller guy! If you had someone else w you in the void, what would you do?

“Jack”

*a portal swipes open and a purple girl walks in*. Hi Henry. I’m Lilac, mighty and powerful god. How are ya?

“Good.You know that im Devil Incarnate?I hope you do

my gf has this headcanon where mario golf is just. their code for weed

goddamn it more porn-bots followed me again

legends

“Thank you a lot”

I will do that, and you can't stop me. I give you a kiss on your non-existent cheek

“PLEASE DO NOT”

Davesport explained by Henry

“Remember kids.This was all about pizza hut”

EVERYBODY LISTENNNNNNN

Pizza Hut but with DILFS!!!!!!