hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.
Hi purple man
“Hello,little girl.Im pink actually.Your soul is so interesting.So little and so brave.”
“Actually...Yes,i want to watch it together”
“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”
“Where did you find that photo?Give it back”
Tea party for Henry :D
Don’t drink the tea
Sending me cute messages <3
Cool
(Henry just the smoking man from x-files,try to tell me otherwise)
I mean- probably
Im gonna draw that hell yeah.
"No,I am not smelling like cheese."
"Elaborate on this topic please"
So what was it like working at Fredbear’s? Other than the whole dead kiddens thing?
“Nice.”
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