“Where Did You Find That Photo?Give It Back”

We will never forget you.

Strawberry man

“Hello,pumpkin”

Deidara: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Sasori: I don’t know. How are yo-

Kisame, from the other side of the room: Itachi is doing great.

Can I suck on your eyeballs

“No.Everything is fine with you?”

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications. Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

“I was military doctor,I had son at one point of my life,I’ve tried to kill Willy’

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

“Why you even thinking about piss.It is disgusting.”

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

“by the end of death note, the only thing this user cared about was matsuda’s survival”