Can I Suck On Your Eyeballs

Deidara: So, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Sasori: I don’t know. How are yo-

Kisame, from the other side of the room: Itachi is doing great.

“Good.I’ll pick up you at 8 p.m,okay?” 

"So Akagi Ritsuko and Misato Katsuragi is inviting to the party. Misato said that I could invite my friends. You want to go?

YES.

“Jack stolen my chesse.So he is gonna be with me forever.”

Hey other Miller guy! If you had someone else w you in the void, what would you do?

“Jack”

me mwa ur cheek

“Dont do that”

Strawberry man

“Hello,pumpkin”

(Im saying like a father,it’s really works)

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.