“Trying To Be Not Gay.Who Am I Lying To”

“You know I liked at Fazbears.Just to walk out with a cup of coffee,have a nice slice of pizza.At that time we had a real doughmaster.Some times,I really miss it”

I'm currently in need of some comforting from the Voidwalker, because A) he's my comfort character and B) I've been down recently due to family issues and I just need some emotional support :') (sorry if this is a weird ask but I just want comfort from the pink man ó^ò)

Well...

Just believe someday,It's going to be okay.Try to fix your current situation with family and,most important,don't give up. Otherwise,it's going to be your downfall.Good luck,my friend.

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

And- does your piss tastes like strawberry smoothie?

“NO”

goddamn it more porn-bots followed me again

Can I suck on your eyeballs

“No.Everything is fine with you?”

“Well,off to Dave”

"Hello,Im sorry to interrput you but can you give this to Jack"Gives you peace of paper,If you look in it there is a note"Where is my cheese,tangerine?"

“Stop,please.I even cant piss.I dont have a body.”

what flavour is your piss

“Is it you William?”