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Hand over the Texas hc's đŤđĽ°
*not forcing ofc!! <3*
HIII!!! I wanted to get this done sooner but had to transition my brain from "OUTSIDE WOOOO" to "Sit yo ass down BOI" so this took a little...oops? BUT here ya go!!!
Texas-
*Slaps on back of the head* Oh this bad boy can fit SO much trauma
He has a human family but boy is he not human, heâs closer to human than Jersey and Maryland but whatever he is sure ainât human
LOVES Transformers, the movies, shows, comics, all of it (whata nerd)
Heâs very easy to become friends with so long as you give him the chance and youâre not at The Table
Heâs a lovable dumbass and if one cannot handle that then one shall not be friends with sir cowboy
Surprisingly friends with New Jersey, they got closer after teaching each other how to cook certain things (Brisket and Pizza)
Adores cuddles, whether heâs big spoon or little spoon, he love âem
Is decently good friends with California, they may not agree on everything but the two been slowly learning that you donât have to be friends with just those that share your same views and beliefs (a hard lesson for both to understand)
Oh you best believe this boy has become super best friends with Alberta, how could he not!? They are literally Walmart him!!
Used to go into the rivers near his home to dive for treasure, almost always found guns, so much so that he had to stop as his collection was a bit too big to take care of them all (he gave some to other states over time)
Oh wait yeah *clears throat* â¨~Guns~â¨Â
He loves bats, thinks they are the most adorable little weirdos in the world and will do ANYTHING to protect them
Oh does he love to dance, will always find a victim someone to dance with, somehow always ends up being Oklahoma
He doesnât really understand hockey but heâs trying (the southern states with teams are making sure of that) and he does understand why itâs popular, itâs the â¨~violence~â¨
He will get what he wants, one way or another, no matter how long it takes and if he only has what he wants for a minute or two, he will get it.
I'm gonna force my texas headcanons on you yayy
My favorite personality is texas being transfem i actually forgot this one for a good bit but yeah i remembered it recently, i like to think the reason she doesn't figure out her dysphoria sooner is because partly she doesn't have that strong dysphoria and just thinks it's general insecurity that everyone has
I also imagine texas just not talking as a kid, i feel they just took a while to get it figured out i also imagine he had a weird voice for some reason
He has perception lens but doesn't use them because he doesn't like the look of them, another optional thing to my theory is that he might need them to drive but still doesn't and when someone finds his license says he needs his glasses they're just like "oh my god you could've killed me!"
He falls asleep right after work, for like 3-4 hours because of his sleep patterns (totally not me and school)
He crochets, i just gave him my one of my hobbies
Oooooo I love all of these :D
Transfem Texas is not something I would have thought of and yet it fits so well. Justa dumbass not realizing anything until someone gives a dare to wear a dress and of course Texas would never back down from a dare, so once the dress is on itâs like ââŚoh shitâ
I mean Texases whole thing is guns sooâŚit would make sense if he was the quite kid, made fun of for his voice being weird and snappedâŚseems accurate
Blind as fuck Texas is hilarious, no one understands how this man has come so far without his glasses. The best shot in the StateHouse who actually uses guns consistently, best aim just in general for most things, I mean they donât even ever see him stumble into stuff. Then they are on the road and get pulled over, Texas has someone grab his license for him and BAMB card says like âYo ass so blind you couldnât find a nuclear reactor if it wss right in front of yaâ and everyone in the car is automatically terrified :D
Texas needs more hobbies than just â¨~Gun~⨠so him crocheting I can get behind. Same with the napping after work, cause letâs be honest here, there is no way that man is on a sleep schedule that is healthy enough to even PRETEND to be a sleep schedule XD
I hath come to humbly ask thee for Texas hcâs đď¸đď¸
*do not feel forced or rushed to answer this!!*
It's not been almost a whole day, I don't know what your on about. Seriously though sorry this is late, I wanted to get it done yesterday but sadly I do have a friend who also likes hockey so, anyway ENJOY!!!
Texas-
He can sing and play the guitar really well
Big olâ stargazer, was very sad when he realized that the StateHouse wasnât in the best location to stargaze
He doesnât agree with a lot of what happens in his state, not that he has much of a choice but if asked in private he makes his opinion pretty known
Will occasionally drink a glass of oil, yea know, for the funnies, the other states are absolutely disgusted, even the ones with oil drilling
Heâs never actually done drugs, like it was very tempting at one point but he never actually tried it and doesnât plan too
Owns a dirt bike and bought a few other southern states one as well to do races
Heâs smart, but specifically the stupid kind of smart, the kind of smart that got a super collider built but dumb enough to not be able to convince the government to keep throwing money into the project (this is real, this did happen and I love it so much itâs so interesting)
Manipulative bastard (affectionate??)
He doesnât always dress like heâs a cowboy from the deep south, he actually has a lot of what the NE states call ânormal people clothesâ, he just prefers to dress like what he is, a gay cowboy
Whore (affectionate)
Was the one who started the southern Minecraft server, mainly so he could bomb Oklahomo legally
Can I request more Texas head canons please? Maybe some of which involve his relationships with the rest of the South? Thank you đ
I apologize for how long this took, I walked away from the computer for a few hours and then when I remembered I had to do this, I had no idea what to do for Texas BUT I managed (it is pretty short tho whip whomp)
Texas-
Tends to get dragged out by Mississippi and Alabama, doesnât matter what heâs doing at that time, they donât give him a choice
He doesnât like Oklahomo, he just ever so happens to know pretty much everything about him and vice versa
Heâll never admit it but he does have some fidget toys, most of them are just for one hand
The few times heâs sick is normally spent with Tennessee, Virginia, and Oklahomo, because if Texas is sick then so is Okla
Threatens to shoot Florida pretty much every time he dares to just breathe in his direction, itâs all jokes...mainly
Goes woods with Montana when they both have a bad-ish day
Tries stealing Virginiaâs photo book with Oklahomo every time they remember how much blackmail material is in there (not that Virginia realizes that)
Got forced into magnet fishing with New Mexico, Arkansas, and South Carolina, the amount of guns he found was hilarious but also ridiculous
Hehe ~Guns~Â
Confuses English and Spanish occasionally, so heâll be in the middle of talking at the table and suddenly is speaking Spanish without realizing it
May I request some Texas and Montana art? I feel like they could be silly cowboy/wilderness friends :D
(I feel like Montana would take one look at Texas and hand over the adoption papers for him to si-*dies*)
I am so sorry this took so long, I had so much trouble figuring out what to do for some reason and then by the time I had time to draw I had to do something else because I said I would. Anyway here, in the end I'm glad that I took time to think this one over cause it's kinda cute won't lie :D
That day, Texas learned that no matter how good a cook Jersey is, it isn't worth it
I had too, I just had too
May I humbly request hcâs for the gay traumatized cowboy with daddy issues (texas)?đď¸đď¸
Oooooo yess, Texas was a fun one to think about because I had to think like a southerner slightly, and I live in Jersey lol (granted Jersey gets pretty southern if you go too far but I don't live there)
Texas-
Used to hunt a lot, however with the Table becoming slightly more important in the 2020s he had to slow it down significantly
Has a massive ranch, horses, cattle, chickens, you name it, Texas probably has it
Would actually kill someone (but specifically Cali) if they took his hat, there is no way he is letting Austin be in control for that long
His wires are slightly crossed, hence Austin or literally any of his cities (though honestly the cities being personified depends on the state, Texas has researched this before and itâs not worth asking why, you wonât get an answer)
Guns lol
Will occasionally just cough up oil, itâs not common but it is annoying
Heâs not gay, at all, what so ever, heâs just a very straight cowboy livin his life (guess the lie here, hint: he is for sure livin his life and is a cowboy)
He doesnât hate Oklahomo, he just wishes the absolute best for him and the absolute best is dying
Loves cooking as much as he does hunting, which is a lot, heâll do it whenever he wants, for basically no reason, itâs a fun hobby for him
Has dinner every other Sunday with Mexico and other Spanish speaking countries, Cali, Arizona, and NM will also join from time to time
He likes history a lot more than people realize, he has to be good at it to say that itâs all fake duh
Hates snow, never wants it ever again, the one time he got snow he doesnât remember BECAUSE HE BASICALLY DIED MAINE (heâs only slightly dramatic, he didnât die but it sure did feel like it)
Made Jersey teach him how to make âproper pizzaâ since he taught him how to make a brisket
Heâs tall, like 6â3 tall, he could technically go taller but 6â3 doesnât make him feel like heâs stretching his skin
If heâs exhausted then he wonât understand a lick of English, he doesnât get that tired often but when he does itâs turned into a game to see who can get him to bed first (Itâs normally Alabama or Oklahomo- I mean homa, Oklahoma)
Went back to high school in the 2000s, an experience he doesnât know if he regrets or wants to study under a microscope
Has three dogs, they are his babies along with his horses, he fought long and hard to convince Gov to let him have them at the StateHouse even with the no pets rule that like 3 people didnât follow at the time
Loves Football, obviously, Sunday Football is spent outside with barbeque and the entire south, even if their team isnât playing
Doesnât actually hate Cali, he thinks that heâs an idiot and never knows when to shut up but he can admire how smart he actually is even if Texas would never say it out loud, and Austin, Austin was a big reason
May I humbly request hcâs for the gay traumatized cowboy with daddy issues (texas)?đď¸đď¸
Oooooo yess, Texas was a fun one to think about because I had to think like a southerner slightly, and I live in Jersey lol (granted Jersey gets pretty southern if you go too far but I don't live there)
Texas-
Used to hunt a lot, however with the Table becoming slightly more important in the 2020s he had to slow it down significantly
Has a massive ranch, horses, cattle, chickens, you name it, Texas probably has it
Would actually kill someone (but specifically Cali) if they took his hat, there is no way he is letting Austin be in control for that long
His wires are slightly crossed, hence Austin or literally any of his cities (though honestly the cities being personified depends on the state, Texas has researched this before and itâs not worth asking why, you wonât get an answer)
Guns lol
Will occasionally just cough up oil, itâs not common but it is annoying
Heâs not gay, at all, what so ever, heâs just a very straight cowboy livin his life (guess the lie here, hint: he is for sure livin his life and is a cowboy)
He doesnât hate Oklahomo, he just wishes the absolute best for him and the absolute best is dying
Loves cooking as much as he does hunting, which is a lot, heâll do it whenever he wants, for basically no reason, itâs a fun hobby for him
Has dinner every other Sunday with Mexico and other Spanish speaking countries, Cali, Arizona, and NM will also join from time to time
He likes history a lot more than people realize, he has to be good at it to say that itâs all fake duh
Hates snow, never wants it ever again, the one time he got snow he doesnât remember BECAUSE HE BASICALLY DIED MAINE (heâs only slightly dramatic, he didnât die but it sure did feel like it)
Made Jersey teach him how to make âproper pizzaâ since he taught him how to make a brisket
Heâs tall, like 6â3 tall, he could technically go taller but 6â3 doesnât make him feel like heâs stretching his skin
If heâs exhausted then he wonât understand a lick of English, he doesnât get that tired often but when he does itâs turned into a game to see who can get him to bed first (Itâs normally Alabama or Oklahomo- I mean homa, Oklahoma)
Went back to high school in the 2000s, an experience he doesnât know if he regrets or wants to study under a microscope
Has three dogs, they are his babies along with his horses, he fought long and hard to convince Gov to let him have them at the StateHouse even with the no pets rule that like 3 people didnât follow at the time
Loves Football, obviously, Sunday Football is spent outside with barbeque and the entire south, even if their team isnât playing
Doesnât actually hate Cali, he thinks that heâs an idiot and never knows when to shut up but he can admire how smart he actually is even if Texas would never say it out loud, and Austin, Austin was a big reason
@almostangrything Here ya go, this was fun to do and lets be honest NY would kill Texas if he ever tried to do this while he was awake.
May i ask about your headcanons for states as kids, just whatever you want come up with, I'll share mine
I think a lot of the states had accents speaking English as kids
Florida would definitely just combine the weirdest food, if there's a weird food that every state is eating it's because Florida found a really good one and made it a trend
I personally imagine texas would sleep(or try to) in a pillow nest, his hair would also be very unkempt and his hat would be oversized
Gov has been overly professional forever and has made a fool of himself, i imagine the states were adults already and whenever they even slightly take him seriously they remember the ridiculous things he said as a kid and laugh
They all definitely commit violence upon each other, especially after Christmas with the bonk stick
YES YES, them as kids is such a fun thing to think about
States as kids
Mass and Penn were bitters, you get too close and you got 50 unknown virusesÂ
Jersey is a forest rat
York and Jersey would swim in the Hudson, no one knows how they are still alive
Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma would go hunting together, yes they were about 8, what about it?
If Jersey talked too fast he would stutter or switch to either Dutch or Swedish, he wouldnât notice the language switch until York told him
Florida and alligators, need I say more?
California was very food picky, most times Texas would cook something for him
York and Jersey would go between each others homes for dinner every weekend, Yorkâs grandparents loved to introduce Jersey to different Italian foods, Jerseyâs mothers would do the same to York but with Dutch and Swedish foods
Penn and Virginia would have other states watch Gov during the week, with Mass, Vermont, and Maine watching him on the weekends
Jersey and Del werenât allowed alone, they would go onto boats and try to take them over, just two probably 7 year old's successfully taking over a British ship
Minnesota and Michigan would trick Wisconsin by swapping places, like the parent trap but with a fellow child and itâs just that child that would fall for it
Florida and Jersey would refuse to believe that English was a real language, when Louisiana came along, he too refused to believe it was real, Jersey was never able to convince Del that it wasnât real but he was close
York and Jersey were inseparable when Jersey first met Mass and Penn, Jersey couldnât really understood the English they spoke because accents so York acted as a sort of translator, translating English to different sounding English
I'll be honest, I could probably make this list way way longer but I think this is long enough, might do another list to get more of these down