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Question, decided you were the best person to ask this to, was heavy always the tallest (biggest) sibling or was he shorter when he was young?
He and I were the same height when we escaped gulag. Fighting bears and such improved his physique, and while I fought often too, he insisted on hunting most of time.
What is your favourite thing about your husband?
EVERYTHING!
[She runs over to Jane (@listenupcupcakes ) and tackles him]
[stares at you with eyes as wide as dinner plates]
-@trashcollectinggremlin
If you so much as touch me I'll break your arm.
how are the raccoons doing?
Wonderfully! They are competent soldiers!
What is your opinion on miss Pauling?
She is quite mentally strong, but if I were to kick her I believe she would die instantly. She is fine.
Hello big lady- Uh... Opinion on magic?
-A very scared A.L. Magic Anon
(mod do you allow magic anons to mess with Zhanna?)
I will kill you.
(Ooc - absolutely!)
If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?
This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.
Hello zhanna did you know that you are very pretty
Da. People tell me all the time. Especially Jane!
have you and jane thought of any baby names yet?
Da. We already have 2 adopted children, but one of our own we've decided on the name Liberty.
Hey Zhanna, It’s Sniper. Don’t think we met properly but I heard you and Soldier are engaged, one question. Would you still love Soldier if he was a worm?
Of course I would still love Jane if he was worm! It would likely be because of the old wizard if he was so I'd just kill the wizard!
pls let me die a happy woman and crush my head with those thighs.
my mind needs to be destroyed
Your mind does not need to be destroyed but it does need to be wiped because that is stupid idea. I am engaged!
Uh.. Zhanna? A magic anon clown shrunk your husband.
I am aware. Their blood will make a good mixer for Jane and I's whiskey.
Hello Zhanna!
🇺🇸
for your fiancé
He will love this, thank you!
What did I do? Why are you looking at me? I haven't been rude to you, but that's not why I'm here, The Administrator is willing to hire you to work for the Red team, despite not being entirely convinced about you
-Ms. Pauling
You know what you did. Stay away from my man. This is great news however! I am prepared to go to battle right away!
Skibi- you know what zhanna? I'm not gonna skibidi gyatt you, anyways.. I LOVE YOU 😋💚💚
What?
Hhhhh I love you so much 💕 ❤️
I am engaged, so while you may love me all you will ever be able to achieve is despair.
It's just a cute lil frog. Do you like it? :D
Hmmm...it is acceptable. I will name Sergeant Sticky.
I drew this a while back!! there's you!!
Ah, miss Pauling. I suppose she deserves recognition as well. And is that woman who helped us to kill all of the robots back when I first joined mercenaries? She was great, I hope to meet her again soon so we may fight!
*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*
Why do you give me this small creature? Is this a message or bad omen?
Honestly idk how to draw you but here you go!
I look great in this artistic rendition of me. I will put it on wall next to Jane's many portraits!
zhanna I'm related to birds
Da! You are incredible example of evolution, is fascinating. That being said the bird you are related to have better not be goose.
Got any cool stories?? I also bet you have very cool battle scars
Yes, very much! Jane and I once visited old roomate of his. Moment he saw Jane he tried to call police. I stopped him by snapping his neck but Jane insisted we leave anyways. Apparently strange man was a magician. His loss, we were trying to give him gift of raccoon. I'd like to say I have cool battle scars, but Zhanna has not yet come across a creature strong enough to leave one. Except for medic, but that is surgery scar, not battle.
[boom explosion explosion boom boom]
HELLO
can i fight you :3
Yes, of course you can!
HELLO ZHANNA! I HAVE COME ON JANE’S BEHALF TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!
🍞🪣🇺🇸🍺
🦝🦅
HAVE A NICE DAY!
-Blu soldier
Hm. Gifts are nice, but you can not make me trust you! You are Blu scum! I will name the raccoon, lieutenant scratch, and eagle, junior.
Hey Zhanna what’s Your favorite type of flower?
I think lilacs are pretty nice.
I must see this creature.
Tell soldier when you wake up that I will send you guys some bread because yes and America 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Thank you. Jane told me about time he mutated bread into a large beast. I hope to also experience these shenanigans once I join the team.
Tell soldier when you wake up that I will send you guys some bread because yes and America 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Thank you. Jane told me about time he mutated bread into a large beast. I hope to also experience these shenanigans once I join the team.
Opinions on purses?
They are convenient for carrying rations, honey and other useful items but I think they should be more fire resistant.
you remind me of my mother haw haw
Why?