*places A Small Frog In The Palm Of Your Hand*

Here is a small cookie

That is indeed a VERY small cookie!

It's just a cute lil frog. Do you like it? :D

Hmmm...it is acceptable. I will name Sergeant Sticky.

you vs 1000 stag beetles, how long would it take

5 seconds at most. Beetles are very small no matter how many there are. I will blow them up.

What did I do? Why are you looking at me? I haven't been rude to you, but that's not why I'm here, The Administrator is willing to hire you to work for the Red team, despite not being entirely convinced about you

-Ms. Pauling

You know what you did. Stay away from my man. This is great news however! I am prepared to go to battle right away!

Question, decided you were the best person to ask this to, was heavy always the tallest (biggest) sibling or was he shorter when he was young?

He and I were the same height when we escaped gulag. Fighting bears and such improved his physique, and while I fought often too, he insisted on hunting most of time.

ALAS I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION if i [needed/direly acquired] to FIGHT A ROBOT TO THE DEATH\n what [methods/tactics/things] would you [recommend]? I HAVE AN AXE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO KILL IT

Just bash it's head in. You can't cut metal with axe but you sure as hell can crush it!

Zhanna, great killer of bears and the master of fighting covered in honey, I have a very important question to ask you. What is your favorite animal?

Emus. I love birds and the Sniper told me about how his country lost a war to them which is admirable (to the birds not the Australians)

Got any cool stories?? I also bet you have very cool battle scars

Yes, very much! Jane and I once visited old roomate of his. Moment he saw Jane he tried to call police. I stopped him by snapping his neck but Jane insisted we leave anyways. Apparently strange man was a magician. His loss, we were trying to give him gift of raccoon. I'd like to say I have cool battle scars, but Zhanna has not yet come across a creature strong enough to leave one. Except for medic, but that is surgery scar, not battle.

how are the raccoons doing?

Wonderfully! They are competent soldiers!

Hey Zhanna! Would you like some tea? (it's orange blossom!)

-☕

I have never had tea before, but I will try it.