You Vs 1000 Stag Beetles, How Long Would It Take

I shall admire you from a far then due to the fact you’re in a great relationship. You and Solly are my favourite couple <3

Da.

have you and jane thought of any baby names yet?

Da. We already have 2 adopted children, but one of our own we've decided on the name Liberty.

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

Why do you give me this small creature? Is this a message or bad omen?

Hey Zhanna! Would you like some tea? (it's orange blossom!)

-☕

I have never had tea before, but I will try it.

Zhanna, great killer of bears and the master of fighting covered in honey, I have a very important question to ask you. What is your favorite animal?

Emus. I love birds and the Sniper told me about how his country lost a war to them which is admirable (to the birds not the Australians)

Opinions on purses?

They are convenient for carrying rations, honey and other useful items but I think they should be more fire resistant.

Skibi- you know what zhanna? I'm not gonna skibidi gyatt you, anyways.. I LOVE YOU 😋💚💚

What?

HELLO ZHANNA! I HAVE COME ON JANE’S BEHALF TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!

🍞🪣🇺🇸🍺

🦝🦅

HAVE A NICE DAY!

-Blu soldier

Hm. Gifts are nice, but you can not make me trust you! You are Blu scum! I will name the raccoon, lieutenant scratch, and eagle, junior.

!!SURPRISE HUG!!

Hello mysterious unamed person. Are you attempting to restrain me? Ha, is feeble attempt, but Zhanna appriciates anyways!

What did I do? Why are you looking at me? I haven't been rude to you, but that's not why I'm here, The Administrator is willing to hire you to work for the Red team, despite not being entirely convinced about you

-Ms. Pauling

You know what you did. Stay away from my man. This is great news however! I am prepared to go to battle right away!