I Shall Admire You From A Far Then Due To The Fact You’re In A Great Relationship. You And Solly Are

What do you think about the BLU soldier?

He committed identity theft on my husband. I am very excited to become offical mercenary so that I may beat him to death many times.

Correction: fiance

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

Why do you give me this small creature? Is this a message or bad omen?

Got any cool stories?? I also bet you have very cool battle scars

Yes, very much! Jane and I once visited old roomate of his. Moment he saw Jane he tried to call police. I stopped him by snapping his neck but Jane insisted we leave anyways. Apparently strange man was a magician. His loss, we were trying to give him gift of raccoon. I'd like to say I have cool battle scars, but Zhanna has not yet come across a creature strong enough to leave one. Except for medic, but that is surgery scar, not battle.

Hey Zhanna! Would you like some tea? (it's orange blossom!)

-☕

I have never had tea before, but I will try it.

I think your brother is dead

Impossible. Mikhail has lived through years in gulag and killed bears with bare hands. He can not die.

Hey Zhanna! Glad to see you joining the fun! I am nowhere near strong enough to fight you, but maybe I will in the future.

Have a nice day :)

(That goes for you too mod)

Da, that sounds great. Getting stronger is not only good for your health, but I as well. Both very important things.

I must see this creature.

Tell soldier when you wake up that I will send you guys some bread because yes and America 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Thank you. Jane told me about time he mutated bread into a large beast. I hope to also experience these shenanigans once I join the team.

Happy birthday mod! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thank you! I'm a major now (as in I'm 18, idk why minors r called minors but adults aren't called majors)

Shanna I eould fight you but unfortunately I am a stick of a person but I could ask a friend to if they want to fight you

If you are weak then that is just more reason to fight me so that you can get stronger! (You also might die but what is life without risks?!)

Hey Zhanna, It’s Sniper. Don’t think we met properly but I heard you and Soldier are engaged, one question. Would you still love Soldier if he was a worm?

Of course I would still love Jane if he was worm! It would likely be because of the old wizard if he was so I'd just kill the wizard!