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Hello! I made some chia pudding! (Chia seeds chocolate sauce and milk) would you like some?
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I’m sorry but I cannot have dairy.
You know what’s also true? Your lack of communication.
whats under the mask
Long hair and Pearl earrings.
whats under the mask
Long hair and Pearl earrings.
[Mod of the blu spy blog here. YOU ARE SO COOL. *💥*]
(Mod of this blog)
Th4nks br4h (:o
Question that'll help a lot and totally won't be relaid to Medic: do you know how the blu spy handles stress or non?
I’m not answering.
What do you mean, ex-partner? Like, excoworker? Oorrrr...?
I’ll let your mind wonder.
Ex partner? Like y’all used to kiss or y’all used to work together? How many Blu team members have you dated???
A lot.
Who do you hate the least in the enemy team?
The heavy.
How do you feel about the blu spy? Is the rest of the team aware of Spy’s head in Medic’a freezer (he got moved to the freezer cause he’s on tumblr or smth like that)
I have mixed feelings about the blu spy. He is yet, just another Ex partner of mine.
How are you so pretty???
Merci Mon Ami.. I do not know tho,
Is engie (I assume that’s who you mean by ‘husband’ forgive me if I’m wrong) actually teaching Scout? How’s that all going? I feel bad for scout fr I was slow on the ‘learning g to read’ bus too lol
I believe so from my knowledge, that would be a thing to ask engineer tho.
So, sorry if this is an awkward or rude thing to ask, are all your teeth fake?
(I’m specifically referencing something form the comics where spy pulls a whole lot of random stuff out of fake teeth lol)
Oui, they are
Husband??? What on earth happened between you and Engie in dms????
Non of your concern
Hallo, Spy!
I am vorking on something, and I believe you take liking to makeup, hmm?
I am creating zhings out of human blood! (Such as hm.. blush, lip balms, lip stick, eyeliner..) Very poetic, romantic even! Don't you think? Vould you be interested?
I’m calling the administration.
Please teach Scout to read, the mans lacking that vital ability-
Also, have a good day!
My husband is helping him with that.
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck lookin like im tip top shining like a wristwatch
NON. STOP THIS.
uhhh i don't understand what scout told me but I'm pretty sure he just stole 60k from you? f-for childsupport...? did you pay childsupport??????????
I gave him 60k.
Of course Mon Cher,
Also shrimp are fish.
Huh! Good to know then! Thanks, spah!
The term ‘Mon Cher’ stands for ‘My Dear’ I thought you were smart,
Mon Cher I’m just here to stalk, maybe ask a few questions here and there. But not a lot.
Well ain't you the inquisitive one! I may just have to stop by an ask you some questions as well!.. humn.. what does that even mean anyway? 'mon cher'..?
Hey, bear mom. What's your favorite thing about Soldier?
He is very bombastic man. He will buy me honey so that I may go onto the battlefield with an advantage, and he will join me in the bloodshed. I adore all of him but especially this.
I tried to challenge a bear and ended up in the hospital for a while...any tips?
Do not fall into the trap of making yourself look big to scare the bear, is best if the bear under estimates you! Then straddle bears snout and wring its neck with your arms. This is strategy if you are not as strong as me though, if you are as strong as me then you can just fistfight it!
mother...
...mother i crave violence...
Is good, if you are to be any child of mine, bloodlust is a key element!
Shanna I eould fight you but unfortunately I am a stick of a person but I could ask a friend to if they want to fight you
If you are weak then that is just more reason to fight me so that you can get stronger! (You also might die but what is life without risks?!)
Zhanna, is sparring a love language?
Absolutely! Jane and I's wedding ceremony is going to be a spar!
ALAS I FIND MYSELF IN A SITUATION if i [needed/direly acquired] to FIGHT A ROBOT TO THE DEATH\n what [methods/tactics/things] would you [recommend]? I HAVE AN AXE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO KILL IT
Just bash it's head in. You can't cut metal with axe but you sure as hell can crush it!
Zhanna, great killer of bears and the master of fighting covered in honey, I have a very important question to ask you. What is your favorite animal?
Emus. I love birds and the Sniper told me about how his country lost a war to them which is admirable (to the birds not the Australians)