Spy Boobs Confirmed

I’m gonna dunk your head into a toilet and drown you.

WHO IN THE HELL PUT 60,273 VIRUSES ON MY LABTOP.

i'm doing a study. what's your favorite flower, spy?

Only Mon Cher Dell knows that answer Mon Ami,

I drew you as a grape (And Apple Medic, and Mango Sniper, and yes, Lemon Engineer.)

Can I eat the engineer?

Ex partner? Like y’all used to kiss or y’all used to work together? How many Blu team members have you dated???

A lot.

‼️RARE PAIR‼️

another favorite rare pair of mine is spoovy! (aka russian roulette)

I know spy is well put together and all of that but I think he’s a bit of a pillow princess

Heavy’s face was giving me so many issues but I think it looks alright now

Also please give me notes on the bed and perspective since this is my first time using that in a finished piece

Gotta love my emotional support old men

So, sorry if this is an awkward or rude thing to ask, are all your teeth fake?

(I’m specifically referencing something form the comics where spy pulls a whole lot of random stuff out of fake teeth lol)

Oui, they are

DID YOU USE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!?

Mon Cher..

Je t'aime et j'aimerais un homme de la campagne apaisant comme toi... ta voix est si apaisante et tu me traites si bien... mieux que n'importe quel homme ne l'a jamais fait..

-Jacqueline Von Geons

My word,, are you.. is this,, a confession? Do you,, really mean all that? I,, I dunno what to say.. you and your fancy french talk has me all aflutter ,, I guess it really is the language of love,, heheh.. uh.. shucks..

Do you maybe wanna go on a date or,, maybe visit one of those nice lil restaurants you like.. maybe even sit at a café?..

Well which kind?

Hallo, Spy!

I am vorking on something, and I believe you take liking to makeup, hmm?

I am creating zhings out of human blood! (Such as hm.. blush, lip balms, lip stick, eyeliner..) Very poetic, romantic even! Don't you think? Vould you be interested?

I’m calling the administration.

I don’t text like that, most times I add little things or even use a typing quirk.

gwagwagwagwagwaaaa

Please. Why.