DID YOU USE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!?

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Please. Why.

just ate some bombass bonbons so I had to ask, what’s ur favorite flavor of them?

I don’t like bonbons.

uhhh i don't understand what scout told me but I'm pretty sure he just stole 60k from you? f-for childsupport...? did you pay childsupport??????????

I gave him 60k.

how many languages do you speak and how many of them can you speak without a noticeable accent

6

…and 6.

You're stunning.

Merci Mon Ami, You’re quiet stunning too. Not as stunning as me tho.

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Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

How is the wife?

I don’t have a wife.

Are the aliens wearing Earth closing to fit in?

Yep, this AU has own silly little lore xd

The first person to make contact with people was the alien Engie and strangely enough his first acquaintance was an ordinary Engineer :D He was attracted to earthly inventions and wanted to watch him from afar, but he got caught very stupidly and was noticed. The alien Engie is very curious by nature and didn't run away, entering into a dialogue-

I would say that all the this aliens are a bit fans of mercs, so they really try to imitate them xd So when the alien Engie returned to the spaceship to tell about his meeting, they were all very excited and gradually arranged a meeting with everyone

It looks like a silly YouTube series in my head, but I don't know how to draw good animations :"d

EngieSpy shitpost special :3 I made some more but these deserve their own post