Just Ate Some Bombass Bonbons So I Had To Ask, What’s Ur Favorite Flavor Of Them?

Hallo, Spy!

I am vorking on something, and I believe you take liking to makeup, hmm?

I am creating zhings out of human blood! (Such as hm.. blush, lip balms, lip stick, eyeliner..) Very poetic, romantic even! Don't you think? Vould you be interested?

I’m calling the administration.

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

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Be for you say anything else just check went I sent in your ask box..

PSST HEY. I think spy has a little crush on you :333

-neppa:3

.. he does? What uh,, what makes ya say that?- Wait .. which one?? Ah shoot,, I ain't too sure..

I mean, he's just so pretty,, n' everytime I try and find sumthin ta' say to em, I get choked up- I dunno if his classy self would like a simple ol' country boy like me ..

Why u pretty

Lots of make up.

BREAKING NEWS: Local man has first kiss at age 48. Proceeds to say "Crikey".

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I don’t understand.

Are the aliens wearing Earth closing to fit in?

Yep, this AU has own silly little lore xd

The first person to make contact with people was the alien Engie and strangely enough his first acquaintance was an ordinary Engineer :D He was attracted to earthly inventions and wanted to watch him from afar, but he got caught very stupidly and was noticed. The alien Engie is very curious by nature and didn't run away, entering into a dialogue-

I would say that all the this aliens are a bit fans of mercs, so they really try to imitate them xd So when the alien Engie returned to the spaceship to tell about his meeting, they were all very excited and gradually arranged a meeting with everyone

It looks like a silly YouTube series in my head, but I don't know how to draw good animations :"d

Hey spah! Gotta send an anonymous ask cause I think I broke it but- oh well. It's engie here! Bout your son, I think you should pull em aside and be real honest .. a nice long talk oughta do em some good. Don't worry bout it so much..

- Engineer

I don’t think that’s a good idea AT ALL. How do you think he will react to being part French?

i once offended the blu spy with one of the pigs when he was still a head

As you should.

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

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