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Well, Aren’t You Just a Real Sherlock Holmes? Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses that have the uncanny ability to know things about those around them, as well as those that have to put up with this. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know what? I don't like this spooky thing where you always know what people did!"

"I'm not being modest. I'm really good at what I do."

"I know everything. It's almost always disappointing."

"It's fascinating, is it not? The language of non-verbal behaviour."

"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."

"I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm not following you here."

"Liars often place objects between themselves and the person they're talking to."

"My mother always says I stick my nose in places it shouldn't belong."

"It's a real burden being right so often."

"I picked that up reading books. You should try it sometime."

"I don't presume to know everything about your life. Why do you think you can guess at mine?"

"There will be evidence, if you look for it."

"You have a marvellously convoluted mind!"

"I'm going to give you a little problem to test your powers of logical thinking."

"How was I ever supposed to figure all of this out?"

"People rarely notice things right in front of their eyes, don't you find?"

"It would be nice to spend just one day without you peeking inside my head!"

"I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions."

"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."

"I'm right and you know it."

"My facts are always correct."

"If you watch a man carefully, he'll tell you when to throw a punch."

"Must you always be such a smartass?"

"I thought you knew everything?"

"I'm not even going to pretend to know how you did what you did, but you were right."

"Despite the thousands of questions I have in my head right now, I'm going to bite my tongue."

"You're the modern Sherlock Holmes!"

"You know, you may be able to see everything, but sometimes you're completely blind!"

"Were you an outstandingly brilliant child?"

"Sometimes genius is just hard work."

"Everything they say about you is true!"

"I know I've behaved terribly, but a puzzle needed solving."

"The truth is, despite you're abilities, you're still just one man."

"Do you ever give that intuition of yours a rest?"

"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"

"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."

"I can tell everything about a man by looking at his wallet."

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