i'm just donnie, your friendly it tech support, here to help you 24 hours a day, sir ( sideblog to nightwatchr / personals and nonrp dni )
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What happens when you take the greatest choreographer the world has ever seen and put him with the second greatest choreographer the world has ever seen? And then you give them sticks.
You get this fight scene.
I can narrow down a number of favourite weapon fights when it comes to kung fu cinema and this would definitely be in my top five. Maybe even top three. And best of all? It’s not even an old school fight. It’s a fast, modern fight that just so happens to be with old school poles. Lau Kar Leung was 55 years old in this scene. That’s only 9 years younger than Jackie Chan is now. He never got enough credit for doing bananas shit while being an old man. Unbelievable fight. And the crazy thing is that there’s a good two minutes of empty handed fighting before this bit.
Anyone wondering what film it is, it’s Pedicab Driver. Do yourself a favour and pick up the DVD here. It’s the only remastered version of this film out there and while it has terrible subtitles, if more people buy it, Warner might actually dig in their vaults and release the other classics they have stored away.
Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.
(Sentences for genius muses and those talking to them. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Where the hell are you going with your mind?"
"They say I'm the smartest man in the world, but the truth is I've often felt stupid at being unable to relate to anyone."
"You're far too clever for your own good."
"I can't tell you how relieved I am to know you're just as brilliant now as you ever were."
"Why are you asking this if you know it all anyway?"
"Maybe there are one or two things that I know that you don't."
"You hide behind your intelligence."
"Don't be smart. I'm the smart one."
"If you seem slow to me, can you imagine what real people are like?"
"Look, I know there's a thin line between genius and madness, but do we have to show everyone which side we're on?"
"Oh, you're really not as smart as I thought you were. I guess I gave you too much credit."
"For a genius, you can be remarkably thick."
"As you think you're so clever, perhaps you'd like to suggest your own answer to that question?"
"Your problem is that you think you're smarter than everyone else."
"You prove how clever you are on your own patch. This is mine."
"Genius doesn't mean you can treat people any way you want! It means shutting up and doing good work!"
"I'm living in a world of goldfish."
"They say you're a genius. Are you?"
"How can someone so smart be so stupid?"
"I suppose you think you're very clever."
"People tell me I'm not great when it comes to talking to people. You have no idea what it's like being smarter than everyone you know!"
"I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you."
"Everyone's so stupid. Even you."
"It is no easy thing for a great mind to contemplate a still greater one."
"You have what I would call forensic intuition developed to the point of genius."
"How hard do you find it, having to say 'I don't know'?"
"I'm smarter than everyone I meet. I know it's bad form to say that, but, in my case, it's a fact."
"No one ever talks about how exhausting it is to be right all the time."
"You're quite smart sometimes, aren't you?"
"You're a smart man. You could be anywhere doing anything. Why do you do this?"
"People don't like it when you're smart and you do things they don't understand."
"I can see the cogs whirring in your mind. How would it be to try an answer without calculation?"
"Sometimes genius is just hard work."
"What's the point in being clever if you can't prove it?"
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Dancing in the Lavender Town - Submitted by TheUnknownFloof
#ECE0E8 #E7DDF6 #BFACD1 #846CA7 #A4A4BC
Can you do some frutiger aero pngs?
Here you go! I hope you like them! Tysm for the request 💓
" I WAS SOFTLAUNCHIN' the gay ! "
" I'M ABOUT TO...hardlaunch you out the window. "
probs gonna change my psd here and reedit my icons but i will.......attempt things soon-
got bored and saw that muse handwriting meme, so heres a few of mt tmnt muses' handwriting
all the fonts were downloaded from dafonts
(Sentences for muses that have the uncanny ability to know things about those around them, as well as those that have to put up with this. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You know what? I don't like this spooky thing where you always know what people did!"
"I'm not being modest. I'm really good at what I do."
"I know everything. It's almost always disappointing."
"It's fascinating, is it not? The language of non-verbal behaviour."
"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."
"I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm not following you here."
"Liars often place objects between themselves and the person they're talking to."
"My mother always says I stick my nose in places it shouldn't belong."
"It's a real burden being right so often."
"I picked that up reading books. You should try it sometime."
"I don't presume to know everything about your life. Why do you think you can guess at mine?"
"There will be evidence, if you look for it."
"You have a marvellously convoluted mind!"
"I'm going to give you a little problem to test your powers of logical thinking."
"How was I ever supposed to figure all of this out?"
"People rarely notice things right in front of their eyes, don't you find?"
"It would be nice to spend just one day without you peeking inside my head!"
"I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions."
"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."
"I'm right and you know it."
"My facts are always correct."
"If you watch a man carefully, he'll tell you when to throw a punch."
"Must you always be such a smartass?"
"I thought you knew everything?"
"I'm not even going to pretend to know how you did what you did, but you were right."
"Despite the thousands of questions I have in my head right now, I'm going to bite my tongue."
"You're the modern Sherlock Holmes!"
"You know, you may be able to see everything, but sometimes you're completely blind!"
"Were you an outstandingly brilliant child?"
"Sometimes genius is just hard work."
"Everything they say about you is true!"
"I know I've behaved terribly, but a puzzle needed solving."
"The truth is, despite you're abilities, you're still just one man."
"Do you ever give that intuition of yours a rest?"
"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"
"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."
"I can tell everything about a man by looking at his wallet."
enemies to…. friends? allies?? … sentence starters
“Don’t touch me. You still make me sick.”
“Fine. Come with. Just stay out of my way.”
“I didn’t even need your help. You can go, now.”
“I didn’t want to admit it, but you were good in a fight.”
“Yeah, you’re funny. You’re also still a pain in my ass.”
“I think they lied to us. We aren’t that different, after all.”
“I hated you. I think I still hate you. But, I need your help.”
“If I have to rely on you for this, will I be able to trust you?”
“This doesn’t mean I like you. I still think you’re insufferable.”
“Is this what your friends always have to deal with? I pity them.”
“No, no, don’t you die, now, I just started being able to tolerate you!”
“You have a point. And that might be the scariest thing I’ve ever said.”
“Don’t get the wrong idea. You still disgust me. But you can be useful.”
“Seriously? You’re gonna finally win me over, then go get hurt like that?”
“Maybe… okay, hear me out, maybe we do have something in common.”
“You think this puts us on good terms? You’re still the enemy. You were just convenient.”
“You’re a lot different than I thought you would be. Still not sure if that’s good or bad, yet.”
“I didn’t think you’d be able to change my mind, but now I’m thinking things I never would’ve.”
“Don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t touch me. Let’s get this mission over with, then never acknowledge my existence, again, got it?”
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
Charlie Hunnam as Raymond Smith in The Gentlemen (2019) dir. Guy Ritchie
Normalize it being okay to have muses that don't have children. Muses that have made the conscious decision to never have them. Respect those decisions. Not everyone's happy ending involves parenthood.
random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters
“You ever think about frogs?”
“I laugh like a Batman villain.”
“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”
“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”
“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”
“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”
“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”
“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”
“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”
“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”
“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”
“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”
“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”
“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”
“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”
“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”
“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”
“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”
“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”
“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”
“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”
“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”
“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”
“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”
“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”
“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”
Other pride-flag bubbles for your muses: [LGTBQA+] [Aro] [Bisexual] [Panromantic/-sexual] [Grey-Asexual] [Demi-Asexual] [Gay] [Lesbian] [Transgender] [Intersex] [Agender] [Genderfluid] [Nonbinary]
" I wanna put, like-- I wanna-- I wanna make, like...this one, t' like-- I wanna make it a different sound, y'know what I mean ? and then I can, like, press it. "
" -- like your mom. "
" ...fuck off. "