(Sentences for muses that have the uncanny ability to know things about those around them, as well as those that have to put up with this. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You know what? I don't like this spooky thing where you always know what people did!"
"I'm not being modest. I'm really good at what I do."
"I know everything. It's almost always disappointing."
"It's fascinating, is it not? The language of non-verbal behaviour."
"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."
"I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm not following you here."
"Liars often place objects between themselves and the person they're talking to."
"My mother always says I stick my nose in places it shouldn't belong."
"It's a real burden being right so often."
"I picked that up reading books. You should try it sometime."
"I don't presume to know everything about your life. Why do you think you can guess at mine?"
"There will be evidence, if you look for it."
"You have a marvellously convoluted mind!"
"I'm going to give you a little problem to test your powers of logical thinking."
"How was I ever supposed to figure all of this out?"
"People rarely notice things right in front of their eyes, don't you find?"
"It would be nice to spend just one day without you peeking inside my head!"
"I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions."
"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."
"I'm right and you know it."
"My facts are always correct."
"If you watch a man carefully, he'll tell you when to throw a punch."
"Must you always be such a smartass?"
"I thought you knew everything?"
"I'm not even going to pretend to know how you did what you did, but you were right."
"Despite the thousands of questions I have in my head right now, I'm going to bite my tongue."
"You're the modern Sherlock Holmes!"
"You know, you may be able to see everything, but sometimes you're completely blind!"
"Were you an outstandingly brilliant child?"
"Sometimes genius is just hard work."
"Everything they say about you is true!"
"I know I've behaved terribly, but a puzzle needed solving."
"The truth is, despite you're abilities, you're still just one man."
"Do you ever give that intuition of yours a rest?"
"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"
"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."
"I can tell everything about a man by looking at his wallet."
(Sentences for genius muses and those talking to them. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Where the hell are you going with your mind?"
"They say I'm the smartest man in the world, but the truth is I've often felt stupid at being unable to relate to anyone."
"You're far too clever for your own good."
"I can't tell you how relieved I am to know you're just as brilliant now as you ever were."
"Why are you asking this if you know it all anyway?"
"Maybe there are one or two things that I know that you don't."
"You hide behind your intelligence."
"Don't be smart. I'm the smart one."
"If you seem slow to me, can you imagine what real people are like?"
"Look, I know there's a thin line between genius and madness, but do we have to show everyone which side we're on?"
"Oh, you're really not as smart as I thought you were. I guess I gave you too much credit."
"For a genius, you can be remarkably thick."
"As you think you're so clever, perhaps you'd like to suggest your own answer to that question?"
"Your problem is that you think you're smarter than everyone else."
"You prove how clever you are on your own patch. This is mine."
"Genius doesn't mean you can treat people any way you want! It means shutting up and doing good work!"
"I'm living in a world of goldfish."
"They say you're a genius. Are you?"
"How can someone so smart be so stupid?"
"I suppose you think you're very clever."
"People tell me I'm not great when it comes to talking to people. You have no idea what it's like being smarter than everyone you know!"
"I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you."
"Everyone's so stupid. Even you."
"It is no easy thing for a great mind to contemplate a still greater one."
"You have what I would call forensic intuition developed to the point of genius."
"How hard do you find it, having to say 'I don't know'?"
"I'm smarter than everyone I meet. I know it's bad form to say that, but, in my case, it's a fact."
"No one ever talks about how exhausting it is to be right all the time."
"You're quite smart sometimes, aren't you?"
"You're a smart man. You could be anywhere doing anything. Why do you do this?"
"People don't like it when you're smart and you do things they don't understand."
"I can see the cogs whirring in your mind. How would it be to try an answer without calculation?"
"Sometimes genius is just hard work."
"What's the point in being clever if you can't prove it?"
Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 11
@jung1eboy // "You're not telling me the truth."
" I'm not lying, either. I'm simply not saying anything. It's better than lying. " They go back to tinkering with their little experiment. " Mikey asked me not to tell you where he went so I'm not. "
“Stop being so fucking stubborn and let me help!”
“You can’t help me out with this one, I’m sorry.”
“Hate me afterwards, for now just shut up and let me help.”
“I don’t… who am I kidding… fine, go ahead.”
“Why wouldn’t I be here for you, you idiot?”
“Not that bad huh? Say that to me without flinching.”
“I’m not getting it because you won’t let me!”
“We’ve known each other for how long and you still don’t trust me?”
“I know it’s you but… I just… I don’t know.”
“I’m going to take care of this- no! No don’t you even start.”
“Yeah yeah, complain now, you’ll thank me later.”
“Here, take this. No you don’t need to apologize, I get it.”
“Congrats, you have me pinned and now have my attention.”
“I see your point, okay? I get it, I’m a moron.”
“Well this is where we got to, so now what?”
“I blame you, and I don’t care how little sense that makes, this is your fault.”
“Can I just be irrational and vent my nonsensical frustrations out without you trying to logic a sense of calm into me?”
“You’re tired. You’re grumpy. You need a break.”
“This by far has to be one of the ideas that falls under ridiculous and stupid, but yet I’m here helping you anyway.”
“You wanna… you want to- yep you want to rant okay.”
“So someone is clearly out of fucks…”
“Give me five minutes to change your mind.”
“What is it gonna take for you to come down from there?!”
“This plan is stupid. You’re insane. Yet here I am.”
“No no no no no you aren’t going anywhere like that without me.”
Protective Family Sentence Starters
@jung1eboy // “I don’t think you should go. It doesn’t sound safe.”
" I'll be fine -- it's just a quick supply run. Nothing too bad. "
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 1989, dir. Stephen Herek
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