Friendlyittechsupport - * // The Smart One

Happy ASAW 2024, here's something about community !

me doing that thing princesses do where they lift up their dresses when they run so they don't trip but i'm wearing a lab coat

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" Are you looking for a fast, reliable internet connection, a large selection of your favorite HD TV channels, with the best customer support technicians, all at a fair price ?

Fuck you. You'll take what we give you. "

Well, Aren’t You Just a Real Sherlock Holmes? Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses that have the uncanny ability to know things about those around them, as well as those that have to put up with this. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You know what? I don't like this spooky thing where you always know what people did!"

"I'm not being modest. I'm really good at what I do."

"I know everything. It's almost always disappointing."

"It's fascinating, is it not? The language of non-verbal behaviour."

"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."

"I consider myself a fairly intelligent guy, but I'm not following you here."

"Liars often place objects between themselves and the person they're talking to."

"My mother always says I stick my nose in places it shouldn't belong."

"It's a real burden being right so often."

"I picked that up reading books. You should try it sometime."

"I don't presume to know everything about your life. Why do you think you can guess at mine?"

"There will be evidence, if you look for it."

"You have a marvellously convoluted mind!"

"I'm going to give you a little problem to test your powers of logical thinking."

"How was I ever supposed to figure all of this out?"

"People rarely notice things right in front of their eyes, don't you find?"

"It would be nice to spend just one day without you peeking inside my head!"

"I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions."

"You’re doing that thing where you pretend to know more than everyone else in the world."

"I'm right and you know it."

"My facts are always correct."

"If you watch a man carefully, he'll tell you when to throw a punch."

"Must you always be such a smartass?"

"I thought you knew everything?"

"I'm not even going to pretend to know how you did what you did, but you were right."

"Despite the thousands of questions I have in my head right now, I'm going to bite my tongue."

"You're the modern Sherlock Holmes!"

"You know, you may be able to see everything, but sometimes you're completely blind!"

"Were you an outstandingly brilliant child?"

"Sometimes genius is just hard work."

"Everything they say about you is true!"

"I know I've behaved terribly, but a puzzle needed solving."

"The truth is, despite you're abilities, you're still just one man."

"Do you ever give that intuition of yours a rest?"

"Okay, you read me well enough, but why can I read you?"

"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."

"I can tell everything about a man by looking at his wallet."

Charlie Hunnam as Raymond Smith in The Gentlemen (2019) dir. Guy Ritchie 

got bored and saw that muse handwriting meme, so heres a few of mt tmnt muses' handwriting

all the fonts were downloaded from dafonts

enemies to…. friends? allies??  … sentence starters

“Don’t touch me. You still make me sick.”

“Fine. Come with. Just stay out of my way.”

“I didn’t even need your help. You can go, now.”

“I didn’t want to admit it, but you were good in a fight.”

“Yeah, you’re funny. You’re also still a pain in my ass.”

“I think they lied to us. We aren’t that different, after all.”

“I hated you. I think I still hate you. But, I need your help.”

“If I have to rely on you for this, will I be able to trust you?”

“This doesn’t mean I like you. I still think you’re insufferable.”

“Is this what your friends always have to deal with? I pity them.”

“No, no, don’t you die, now, I just started being able to tolerate you!”

“You have a point. And that might be the scariest thing I’ve ever said.”

“Don’t get the wrong idea. You still disgust me. But you can be useful.”

“Seriously? You’re gonna finally win me over, then go get hurt like that?”

“Maybe… okay, hear me out, maybe we do have something in common.”

“You think this puts us on good terms? You’re still the enemy. You were just convenient.”

“You’re a lot different than I thought you would be. Still not sure if that’s good or bad, yet.”

“I didn’t think you’d be able to change my mind, but now I’m thinking things I never would’ve.”

“Don’t look at me, don’t talk to me, don’t touch me. Let’s get this mission over with, then never acknowledge my existence, again, got it?”

Simply waves little agender pride flag.

Normalize it being okay to have muses that don't have children. Muses that have made the conscious decision to never have them. Respect those decisions. Not everyone's happy ending involves parenthood.