Experience Tumblr Like Never Before
"you cant say that slur" no you're right but my buddy over here can (camera pans away then back to me zoning out)
Moon, Eclipse, I’m looking directly at you guys
-Eliza
And now, an actual interaction we had with our friends. For context, they’re also a system.
*Us, exhausted and unwilling getting ready for band camp, running on an hour of sleep and antipsychotics*:
*our friends from England who have been up for hours, energized with several hyper littles spamming us*: HEY HEY HEY. DIDYA KNOW THAT MALE SHARKS HAVE TWO PENISES?!?!?!
*us, wishing we would’ve stayed in bed and or not have read that message*: *sigh* yes. You told us last week.
*them, easily forgets so much shit, oh my s gods how do they even remember us half of the time*: oh, well dO YA WANNA HEAR OUR THEORY ON MOONDROP?—
-Petal
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT. ITS SO AGITATING-
MUDZ IM LOOKING AT Y O U -
Crusty dusty pickle lookin ass
-Petal
-N
Okay, we love and hear you out, but, please, we beg of you, not the puns-
Please-
You don’t understand, we have a sans alter-
you’ll give him iDEAS-
aaAA-
when there's fighting in headspace......... call that an altercation
made a meme for anyone else out there who gets stuck in the "it wasnt that bad!" or "maybe im not traumatized!" loops because trauma denial sucks ass!!! you all are valid!!!
Ugh this habit is so hard to break and the longer you pretend to be the host the harder it is to try to be YOU the next time hrhfieiiwoskfnfb
pretty much
– Elliot
Dudes
Today i had someone call my source Fic AI.
And thats really funny to me
-Tenn
I may get my looks from Brock, but i have to keep up my pretty face somehow
-Tenn
Sometimes its insane to me that Tenn has a whole face routine
Yet i cant even brush my hair most days
-Jellie
Jellie(main Body Host) : Im going to write more of Anthony and Yours source.
Tenn:...Scroll through Tumblr?
Jellie: NO-
Tenn: Scroll through Tumblr.
Heheheheheh
-Tenn
*Achem*
Bitch :]
*Runs*
-Tenn
Boi you can't run from me!
What's funnier than 24 :)))
25!!! :]
-Tenn
Partner sys : *puts on fake nails*
*us laying in bed*
WW: "Look i have little pinchers!"
*starts pinching me*
WW: "im a little crab!"
-Tel
@the-wild-west-sys
Whelp- guess I'm cleaning this up...by myself
-Tel
Odysseus: No, you're cuter
Penelope: No, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 cuter
Odysseus: No, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 cuter
Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.
I don't have time to think about myself!
-Tel
Headmate who reminds you to drink more water, despite being dehydrated themself
Being a System is weird-
What do you mean Wonka is playing princess peach show time!?
-Tenn
So after so many times of singing "Warrior of the Mind" and Athena going "I wish Ody (in our partner's sys) would high-five me." He did it and she high-five him so strongly she knocked a sticker off the top of our car (their just pinned to the ceiling). Like she was really fucking excited because her son actually high-fived her... She tried playing it off as the cool girl after that excitement
Being a sys is realizing you watched Young Sheldon for the Coopers cuz you have Sheldon Cooper being a silly little guy in your head
-🍍
Idk. It's funny. Tails fronts everytime we make this joke. It was his first time saying something.
-Wade
Laughing our ass off with our partner in the car because Bakugou was singing his song (actually physically listening to himself song too) and went "This voice is so me, guys if we had a bakugou he'd have the Japanese voice in headspace" .... We told BM and they laughed with us...
-Kiri
Being a system is fun and all until someone/thing reminds you why you're a system in the first place.
-🍍
why be a "fiCtiVe hEAvY sYsTem" when you could be "world's stupidest crossover episode that nobody asked for"