I'll be the first to admit my OC is who I aspire to be lmao can't a girl dream
me: hmm, why did I make this OC in the first place? OC: well-- me: *senses a sudden creeping horror* WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT
something about grammarly fixing my spelling while I'm writing about getting railed by a man over twice my age is such a humbling experience
having grown up money is so great because when your bestie has a car crash, you can just buy her a Sephora gift card. it's ok queen your vibes are safe with me
Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)
Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho
France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls
Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office
Eurovision semifinals liveblogging
Australia - appropriately insane, approved
Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song
Ireland - praise Laika, approved
Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision
Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)
Ewald Alphonso and Tarquin Soll exchanging pleasantries at FC Anrica's championship game
Anton Rayne: *stay silent*
@importantcatpics
I appreciate eurovision because it's the only time of year when it's appropriate to discuss "serving cunt" on a work call
tagged by @vice-president-galade and @wokeupandchoseviolence - thank you! ❤️
last song: Blue Hotel by Chris Isaak (gym playlist, nothing like deadlifting to moody 80s)
last film: Conclave (yesterday!)
last book: Tell Me An Ending by Jo Harkin - for my book club, picked after finishing Severance S2 with the girls
last tv show: for myself - Forever on Netflix (needed something chill), with people - Severance (obsessed)
sweet/savory/spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, I could live on pastries only
relationship status: 💖💖 married 💖💖
last thing i googled: "pov you are water" for a dumb cat meme hehe
looking forward to: tonight! cinema (The Surfer, Nick Cage supremacy) and taco bowls for dinner + eurovision
current obsession: my OC who I keep inventing head canons for lol
Tagging! @poetikat @chavatangakwunua @act-iv
yo we didn't want points from Israel tho... not claiming that one
not now baby Poland is being robbed
K | she/her | 20s | I'm my own biggest fan | ao3: zirrah | random obsessions: Suzerain | Severance | Fox Mulder | Mass Effect
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