I appreciate eurovision because it's the only time of year when it's appropriate to discuss "serving cunt" on a work call
first 30 mins of Rizia
why is the Queen Mother trying to give everyone an ED
she's giving almond mum
Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
yo Pabel writing a yearning poem under a pseudonym is the biggest give away that he is a flagrant homosexual
bigger than me doing it crazy style with him 5 minutes later
communist Chris Martin was not on my bingo
r/suzerain is doing my fucking head in with the hatred for Monica
they got a well fleshed out character who's supportive and in love with the main character AND has her own interests. her crime is divorcing Anton when you turn into an absolute misogynistic family hating dickhead
like, let's reiterate, she doesn't divorce you out of nowhere, you need to be undermining and belittling her at every step and actively work to the detriment of the causes she cares for. which, by the way, she has every right to care for because she's the actual First Lady and that's not just a title!
to be clear, I did multiple runs of Sordland where my only antifamily decisions were 1) sacrifice family time for work in the prologue 2) not sign the WLA (for budget reasons, not ideology reasons) and she does not divorce me because outside of that, you get a ton of opportunities to be not-a-dick. even with the Benfi speech, you can double cross her to get Gloria's votes and then still resolve it diplomatically to have Monica and Cuntan Curtain Curtan Leste happy
again, this is a game where diplomacy is key, you're telling me you can be diplomatic with traitors, murderers, dictators and evil monarchs but not with your own wife?
god forbid a woman chooses the wellbeing of herself and the family in a game where you can literally dissolve people in acid and cause a nuclear war
I hate it here
rip Symon Holl you'd love pivot tables
tagged by @vice-president-galade and @wokeupandchoseviolence - thank you! ❤️
last song: Blue Hotel by Chris Isaak (gym playlist, nothing like deadlifting to moody 80s)
last film: Conclave (yesterday!)
last book: Tell Me An Ending by Jo Harkin - for my book club, picked after finishing Severance S2 with the girls
last tv show: for myself - Forever on Netflix (needed something chill), with people - Severance (obsessed)
sweet/savory/spicy: I have an insane sweet tooth, I could live on pastries only
relationship status: 💖💖 married 💖💖
last thing i googled: "pov you are water" for a dumb cat meme hehe
looking forward to: tonight! cinema (The Surfer, Nick Cage supremacy) and taco bowls for dinner + eurovision
current obsession: my OC who I keep inventing head canons for lol
Tagging! @poetikat @chavatangakwunua @act-iv
i fully believe that to write fanfics, you have to be the most obsessed down bad psycho stalker pathetic loser (all compliments) to get into the heads of the characters
particularly with romance particularly with smut bc wdym i wrote that filth about a middle aged fictional minor-character politician
all that to say i have a cleansing ritual which is screaming in my car to love is embarassing by olivia rodrigo. you just scream about being a loser for a man and let it go. its like sage.
lmk if you have a cleansing ritual
K | she/her | 20s | I'm my own biggest fan | ao3: zirrah | random obsessions: Suzerain | Severance | Fox Mulder | Mass Effect
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