Having Grown Up Money Is So Great Because When Your Bestie Has A Car Crash, You Can Just Buy Her A Sephora

Symon Holl | We need to put our economy and the recession at the forefront, especially in the wake of this insane fucking trade war between Arcasia and United Contana.

yo we didn't want points from Israel tho... not claiming that one

not now baby Poland is being robbed

Malta - Serving? Serving what? Serving cunt? (prophetic first impression) weird costumes, weird visuals, controversy, 15/10. mwah (diva not down. screaming.)

Georgia - the dancers did not stutter. the song spoke normally. pretty visuals tho

France - "I despise the French" sister michael, derry girls

Denmark - it's a song that you hear on the radio when you're waiting at the post office

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

hey if you see me in your notifications liking thirty of your posts in rapid succession, I'm not obsessed with you, you're just one of like five people posting in a microfandom and I'm just really excited

this isn't aimed at anybody btw just a silly thought, I would never do that

me scheming about my oc as if I didn't invent her 48h before for gratuitous smut purposes only

Kesaro Kibener made that post

Eurovision semifinals liveblogging

Australia - appropriately insane, approved

Montenegro - very artsy which is not what I expect from a Eurovision song

Ireland - praise Laika, approved

Latvia - I see the vision but not the eurovision

Armenia - I feel like I'm watching an Imagine Dragons video (derogatory)

i love elections

lady on the electoral commission said she loved my surname

vibes are high

iced coffee time

if there's at least one note at this post, I'll start writing a Symon Holl/OC (me) smooshin booties