I Don’t Step, I Battle

Rip kylo ren you would have loved Catholicism 😔

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

I feel like if I was in succession I would be able to kill Logan Roy and become CEO just by telling him I wish I knew how to tapdance so I can express my emotions more clearly to people like a bee.

First day of not having a death dream with taking melatonin! I’m #1 ☝️🤭

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

Need a Nancy wheeler edit to anaconda by Nicki Minaj immediately

The fact that there’s no mannequin au fanfics out there makes me sick to my stomach. Does no one know how to have fun anymore 😔 a movie about a artist who falls in love with a muse that has inspired artists throughout centuries in a romcom where they are a mannequin brought back to life bc of the love they were given just for his gay friend to simply accept that this man talks to, dresses up, and has sex with said mannequin. Without knowing she’s alive with no comment. 🙄 ✋ they just don’t make movies with passion anymore

Mexicans at their weddings