Need A Nancy Wheeler Edit To Anaconda By Nicki Minaj Immediately

Financial aid and loans is literally the worst part of the college experience. I would rather get mugged in the dark of the night if it meant I could forget my Barc account information.

decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

Stapled my thumb today with a handheld stapler. And the only thing I see in the darkness is the polar bear Christmas window shadow. He is waiting.

Bob belcher talking to his Turkey baster is EXACTLY like SpongeBob and spatula.

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

Of all the things for the social network 2010 to have totally made up about mark zuckerberg without regard for historical accuracy making him forget to get eduardo from the airport even though he actually did show up in real life solely so eduardo could do the waiting outside in the rain romcom trope is like 10/10 no notes

Kylo ren is an archeologist

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

Mexicans at their weddings