*Stawhats Walk Into A Small Village*

Sanji: I don't feel well today

Zoro: okay?

Sanji: .... Aren't you gonna ask what's wrong?

Zoro *Bleeding out from yet another stab wound*: I don't particularly care for your well being at this moment

*Offended Sanji noises*

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

Usopp explaining gay to Luffy

Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?

Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?

Luffy: nope!

Nami: why did I join you again?

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He would like some meat

An AU where, slowly, one by one, the crew dies from an illness. Last to go is Luffy and Brook. Since Brook is a skeleton he doesn't get affected and since Luffy was the strongest he survived till the last second. His final words to Brook would be the last thing he wants to hear.

"I'm sorry..... that you'll be alone again, but we'll see eachother one day Brook, so please....keep living"

And Brook just replies with a sad "Yohoho but I'm already dead..."

Luffys eyes close and the tales of the Pirate King are told throughout the land by an old boney fellow with a strawhat.

Anyway goodnight :D

Antagonist: Trying to face me!? you don't have the balls!!!

Luffy: ..... *Frantically runs away and jumps into Franky's arms*

Luffy: FRANKY THEY TOOK MY BALLS!!!!!!

Frank'y: an unforgivable sin >:[

Nami: wtf

The hat stays on during sex

-Penguin

(Don't hurt me pls)

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??