Antagonist: Trying To Face Me!? You Don't Have The Balls!!!

Sanji: Oi,Marimo, why are you so stinky?

Zoro: I dunno, why are you so ugly

Sanji: ......

Zoro: ......

*PASSIONATE MAKING OUT SOUNDS*

Update: 01

I've made a language for my book

I've based it from the English language and am following the rules of the English language but it's all symbols and shapes :D I'm gonna be drawing a map of the country/world I've made to ^^

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN

It's ✨️them✨️

Lil Luffy: O H MY GOD

Lil Ace: WHAT!? What's wrong!?

Lil Luffy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs!!!!

Lil Ace: ......

Lil Luffy: :D

Lil Ace: you're adopted

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj

Like

Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands

Or

Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases

Or Maybe

Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !

Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!

GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME

If you watch Anime for the "Romance" stay the fuck away from me 👿