We Need More Traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not With Just Our Boy Snooj

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?

You can't tell me I'm wrong :]

Who tf is that?.......Oh! Look it's Zoro!

It's ✨️them✨️

Lil Luffy: O H MY GOD

Lil Ace: WHAT!? What's wrong!?

Lil Luffy: Waffles are just pancakes with abs!!!!

Lil Ace: ......

Lil Luffy: :D

Lil Ace: you're adopted

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

Nami: Tch you're so stupid! read a book would ya?

Luffy currently eating a book infront of her: huh?

Nami: .........

Sabo: Ah, well looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one

Ace: Manslaughter it is

Luffy : I've connected the dots!

Sanji: you didn't connect shit.

Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM

Usopp explaining gay to Luffy

Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?

Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?

Luffy: nope!

Nami: why did I join you again?

Sanji: Where do you think you're going?

Luffy *Crawling out the window while I'll*: nowhere

Zoro *waiting on the other side of the window*: You coming or what!?

Sanji: .....

Luffy: .....

Zoro: ......

Zoro: Wait this isn't my ship