You Can't Tell Me I'm Wrong :]

Trying out a new style, I like it!

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

Has this already been done?

Oh well, here it is

(If you can't read it here)

What is that?

Is that your fucking moss-ona?

That's cringe!

YOU'RE CRINGE!!

....

*Sad Sanji noises*

Sanji: Where do you think you're going?

Luffy *Crawling out the window while I'll*: nowhere

Zoro *waiting on the other side of the window*: You coming or what!?

Sanji: .....

Luffy: .....

Zoro: ......

Zoro: Wait this isn't my ship

Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

Happy Pride everyone!!

Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3

Whoo hoo! New introduction!! Yippie 🗣️

So, as you all know I've decided to leave the One piece fandom due to not having interest anymore. But that doesn't mean I don't still love it! Just I won't post as much about it.

But now The Amazing Digital Circus has finally come out, I'm at a new stage of motivation!! So I'll finally be opening requests for oneshot fics!

I'll link my Ao3 when I figure out how.

So, thanks for listening 😁

Enjoy my shitposts dudes, all follows are appreciated.

Peace out✌(◕‿-)✌

Undiagnosed Me: i have some of the weirdest friends man

Me After diagnosis: Lmao nvm we're just all Autistic 👌

Law trying to be a normal human being

Luffy: I'm about to end this man's whole career 😈