Law Trying To Be A Normal Human Being

Nami: How long does somebody have to be dead for it to be considered archeology and not grave robbing?

Robin: As an archaeologist I find this question offensive.

Zoro from absolutely nowhere: Answer the question, grave robber

(My favourite meme)

He would like some meat

Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise

Law: .......did you vote 100 times?

Luffy: .....

Law: .....

When the ASL brothers fight they still sleep together because they can't sleep alone but they put little pillow walls in between eachother.

Sanji *Casually walking up to Zoro and kicking his leg to wake him* : I found something I'm better at than you marimo

Zoro *Knowing a fight has started and is already involved*:I'll believe it when I see it, 4th place.

Sanji *grinning*: I'm more flexible than you

Zoro *Eyebrow raised*: Flexible? I work out every day how could you be more flexible?

Sanji: *Does the splits* *Puts his leg up to his head* Puts his arm all the way around his neck*

Zoro *stareing in absolute horror*: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BONES!?

Law taking out someones heart and making the mistake of leaving it in Luffy grabbing distance

Luffy: Oh sweet! Snack 😀

That man was okay dw 👍

(He wasn't)

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

Anyone got any good One Piece Fanfics they'd like to share? AO3 ain't giving me what I want >:[

I just wanna read a fanfic with Luffy actually acting like himself 😭

Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!

Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*

Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?

Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!

Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!

Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!

*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*

Luffy: *proceeds to drown*

(I dunno what this is......)

Has this already been done?

Oh well, here it is

(If you can't read it here)

What is that?

Is that your fucking moss-ona?

That's cringe!

YOU'RE CRINGE!!

....

*Sad Sanji noises*