Law taking out someones heart and making the mistake of leaving it in Luffy grabbing distance
Luffy: Oh sweet! Snack π
That man was okay dw π
(He wasn't)
Luffy Slaps Sanji in the face: this nakama can cook anything you need
Sanji *putting on spiked steel boots*
One Piece where everything is exactly the same except Luffy's eyes turn into gear five color when he's super happy or super pissed off
Sabo stareing at Luffy and Ace realising his hair and eyes are different from them
Sabo: *GASPS* IM ADOPTED!?
Luffy: But Sabo were al-
Ace: no no, let's see how long it takes him to realise.
(P.S it took 3 days)
Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock
Usopp: Who's there?
Usopp's Mother: not your farther
Usopp:
I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.
Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?
Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??
Nami: why the fuck do you guys know π
Nami: Alright Zoro!! Go left and I'll meet you there!! I gotta get Luffy!!
Zoro: Alright! *proceeds to turn around and go back*
Nami: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Zoro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? YOU SAID TO GO THIS WAY?
Nami: I SAID GO LEFT!!
Zoro: THE SUBTITLES AREN'T WORKING NAMI!!
Nami: NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE DYSLEXIC!!
*ANGRY FIGHTING NOISES*
Luffy: *proceeds to drown*
(I dunno what this is......)
β¨β¨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waistβ¨β¨
That's it. that's the post. π
Sanji: I thought you didn't do this?
Zoro: do what.
Sanji: the whole, hand holding thing
Zoro: I don't
Sanji: then why are you holding mine?
Zoro: because it's yours
Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all
Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he
Me: yeah, they are really special to him
Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?
Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side
Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him
Me: π Naw
Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed
Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight
Friend: .....
Me: .....
Me: I'm going for lunch,bye
Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH
Old men Mmmmh π Gravity Falls and Beetlejuice Fanatic!! I'm as dumb as they come π Sometimes I do art or Fanfics!
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