He Would Like Some Meat

Some Headcanons/interactions?

Nami: Vivi was so cute, I wish she had come with us 😮‍💨

Zoro: She didn't come because you're a Witch and she has standards 😒

Nami: HUH? You can't talk to me about standards Mr. I'll-Skrew-Anyone-With-Swords-Or-Muscles

Zoro: That's different!!

Nami: NO IT'S NOT

Zoro: YES IT IS

Nami: 20% INCREASE!

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Law: So uuh... Mugiwara-ya what do you like?

Luffy: Bugs, Meat, Nakama, Pira-

Law: No no, I mean romanticly

Luffy: Oh! ........ Bugs, Meat Na-

Law: Never mind

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Sanji: Nami-Swan~ Would you be my valenti-

Nami: I'm gay

Sanji: Vivi-Chan would yo-

Nami: She's gay

Vivi: Yeah I'm gay

Sanji: is there anyone here who likes men!?

Zoro: .........

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Luffy wearing a skirt cuz it's to hot

Some straight guy: You doing alright 'Girly?'

Luffy: I'm not a girl

Some definitely not gay dude: Yes you are your wearing a skirt.

Luffy: oh wow, cool I didn't know that

Some definitely homosexual bro: Wait what?

Back on Sunny

Luffy: Zoro! Guess what!? I'm a girl!

Zoro: oh. cool. I didn't know that.

Luffy: me neither!!

Usopp: wut the fuk?

Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all

Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he

Me: yeah, they are really special to him

Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?

Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side

Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him

Me: 💀 Naw

Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed

Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight

Friend: .....

Me: .....

Me: I'm going for lunch,bye

Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

Luffy : I've connected the dots!

Sanji: you didn't connect shit.

Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Happy Pride everyone!!

Have a smash or pass list from me to you <3

I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.

Here's how the conversation went

Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!

Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me

Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?

Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?

Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*

Me: oh really? Lemme see

Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*

Me: ..........I hate you

Brother: Lmao

I've started writing a book! Well, a short story kinda thing.

IT'S GONNA BE A SERIES!!!

I think....

My ADHD makes me not wanna keep stories 😒

But I feel like I really wanna do this

I'm gonna make my own language for it as well!

Would that be lame? I dunno 😅

I wonder if people even read these...

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well I hope you all will like it! ^^

I'll keep you all updated on how it goes ;p

Look, I know Luffy is the quirky MC and he's "supposed" to be younger than most of his crew but

but like

Why he so small?

He's literally the shortest in the crew (second to da Chop) Oda did him dirty 😔

Sanji: You know Luffy your brother is really nice.

Luffy: yeah I know! He used to be a lot more grumpy.

Sanji: yeah, he's really handsome to.

Luffy: yeah I guess?

Sanji: and god he's fit

Luffy: uh, well I um

Sanji: is he single?

Luffy: HAHAHA you're funny!

Sanji: .....

Luffy:.....

Sanji: Luffy I wanna fuck your brother

Luffy: get away from me