I woke up today and was excited that my brother started a conversation with me.... I regret waking up.
Here's how the conversation went
Brother (Mockingly): ohmygod you left your room?!
Me: yes I have and I immediately regret it as seeing your face has wounded me
Brother: so mean,anyway you know how you like One Piece?
Me (excited someone has brought up my special interest and is now committed to the conversation): Uh huh What about it?
Brother: well is saw this crossover and thought of you *stupid smug smile*
Me: oh really? Lemme see
Brother: *shows me a fucking fic with a One Piece and My Little Pony CROSSOVER*
Me: ..........I hate you
Brother: Lmao
Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE
The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.
Has this already been done?
Oh well, here it is
(If you can't read it here)
What is that?
Is that your fucking moss-ona?
That's cringe!
YOU'RE CRINGE!!
....
*Sad Sanji noises*
We need more traumatised One Piece Headcannons!! Not with just our boy Snooj
Like
Luffy hallucinates Ace at night,Luffy has a fear of Blood on his hands
Or
Zoro is visibly uncomfortable around long staircases
Or Maybe
Nami has a fear of Sharks, Nami hates pistols !
Usopp is literally an angst magnet!!
GIVE ME SOME ANGST A03 COME ON, WORK WITH ME
What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!
What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN
Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??
Like..... Bruh
How do I not remember a single raining scene.
And I mean real rain btw
Eheheh eheheheheheehe eheh ehehehe
Monkey D Griffin
Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone
Stomach: rumbles
Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??
The 20 people on the bus:
👁 👄 👁
Playing this game, decided to make Sanji and Zoro the people and LOOK!!!
HELP ITS TO CUTE I'VE SCREWED MYSELF
One Piece where everything is exactly the same except Luffy's eyes turn into gear five color when he's super happy or super pissed off
Luffy likes his women like his vegetables
Given to someone else 🤣
Old men Mmmmh 😋 Gravity Falls and Beetlejuice Fanatic!! I'm as dumb as they come 👍 Sometimes I do art or Fanfics!
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