Me, A Guy Who Usally Talks To Himself Because He's Always Alone

What other people see: Awe man Zoro and Sanji are fighting again, good thing Nami is there to stop them!

What I see: DAMNIT NAMI LET THE ZOSAN KISS HAPPEN

I'm dying

People watching gear five: woah this is....so stupid...its silly....its not serious.....

Me: yah 😃 ikr best thing I've watched ever

People watching gear 5: no no. I'm insulting it

Me: ......by narrating the best parts??

Um excuse me it might what?

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

✨✨Pre Time skip Sanji's Waist✨✨

That's it. that's the post. 👍

Usopp explaining gay to Luffy

Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?

Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?

Luffy: nope!

Nami: why did I join you again?

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

I need this as a poster on my wall

Hang in there choppa!