I Need This As A Poster On My Wall

Law: We are NOT friends Mugiwara-ya

Luffy: well, according to this poll I took, which has 100 answers of yes, I'd say otherwise

Law: .......did you vote 100 times?

Luffy: .....

Law: .....

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW

Usopp explaining gay to Luffy

Luffy: wait, so like. You can like a guy and also be a guy? That's a thing?

Usopp: ..... Well... Yeah didn't you know?

Luffy: nope!

Nami: why did I join you again?

Hehe

One Piece where everything is exactly the same except Luffy's eyes turn into gear five color when he's super happy or super pissed off

Me, a guy who usally talks to himself because he's always alone

Stomach: rumbles

Me: CAN YOU STOP SHITTING YOURSELF??

The 20 people on the bus:

👁 👄 👁

Been thinking about an One Piece AU

Where they are even closer than they already are, extra traumatized with more scars and Extra fluffy nakamaship to compensate

Like, making them stronger

Usopp having cool scars on his arms

Nami having shorter hair because it gets in the way of fighting

Sanji's legs being littered in scars

Zoro having his eye open, but it's blind

Luffy being a little more serious but having 100% blinded trust in not only his nakama but his nakamas choices and comments

The possibilitys!!!

(Proceeds to write a crossover fic of them meeting the original straw hats)

Has this already been done?

Oh well, here it is

(If you can't read it here)

What is that?

Is that your fucking moss-ona?

That's cringe!

YOU'RE CRINGE!!

....

*Sad Sanji noises*

If you watch Anime for the "Romance" stay the fuck away from me 👿

Just wanted to share a conversation I had with my friend with y'all

Friend: Zoro really loves his swords doesn't he

Me: yeah, they are really special to him

Friend: Do you think he sleeps with them?

Me: well yeah, they don't leave his side

Friend: no no, like, he totally tucks them into bed with him

Me: 💀 Naw

Friend: he puts little night caps on them and polishes them before bed

Me: Next you'll tell me he kisses them goodnight

Friend: .....

Me: .....

Me: I'm going for lunch,bye

Friend: YOU CANT ESCAPE THE TRUTH