Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I Didn't Know You Installed A Pool Below Deck!

Give me a One Piece duo that this doesn't apply to

Go on I'll wait

Luffy

Zoro: Oi! Shit-Cook!

Sanji is doing the dishes and ignoring him

Zoro yanks him by the collar and spins him around

Sanji: what the fuck!?

Zoro places a beautiful blue flower behind Sanji's ear and smirks

Zoro: reminded me of your stupid blue eyes

He then walks away like he just accomplished the best insult ever

Sanji is just left stareing in absolute gay awe like: should I be mad??? Should I be blushing??? What the fuck??

Luffy : I've connected the dots!

Sanji: you didn't connect shit.

Luffy: IVE CONNECTED THEM

YOU! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND IF YOU THINK I'M NOT KISSING THIS BABYGIRL!!

Sanji: You know Luffy your brother is really nice.

Luffy: yeah I know! He used to be a lot more grumpy.

Sanji: yeah, he's really handsome to.

Luffy: yeah I guess?

Sanji: and god he's fit

Luffy: uh, well I um

Sanji: is he single?

Luffy: HAHAHA you're funny!

Sanji: .....

Luffy:.....

Sanji: Luffy I wanna fuck your brother

Luffy: get away from me

Sanji: insulting the fuck outta Zoro

Zoro: You're so beautiful

Sanji: #@!*\₩* ExCuSe mE!?!

Zoro: Sorry, just couldn't keep it in my head any longer.

Sanji who's totaly not whipped: DON'T THINK YOUR COMPLIMENTS WILL MAKE ME FORGIVE YOU!

(He forgave him 5 minutes later)

VIOLENCE

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

Update: 01

I've made a language for my book

I've based it from the English language and am following the rules of the English language but it's all symbols and shapes :D I'm gonna be drawing a map of the country/world I've made to ^^