Give Me A One Piece Duo That This Doesn't Apply To

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I'M ROTTING IN HELL!!

It's actually surprisingly nice down here.

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Sanji: I don't feel well today

Zoro: okay?

Sanji: .... Aren't you gonna ask what's wrong?

Zoro *Bleeding out from yet another stab wound*: I don't particularly care for your well being at this moment

*Offended Sanji noises*

Nami: How long does somebody have to be dead for it to be considered archeology and not grave robbing?

Robin: As an archaeologist I find this question offensive.

Zoro from absolutely nowhere: Answer the question, grave robber

(My favourite meme)

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

Undiagnosed Me: i have some of the weirdest friends man

Me After diagnosis: Lmao nvm we're just all Autistic 👌

STRAWHAT HEAD-CANONS

(Pre-Timeskip) (Fluff 😊)

Luffy's interactions with the crew at Bath Time!

Zoro: When these two smelly bastards finally take a bath together they will put off washing as long as possible. Luffy likes having water fights, splashing Zoro, pushing him over or even throwing soap towards the other. This usually results in them not having washed properly and Nami will tell them to do it again.

Sanji: When Sanji has had enough of Luffy stinking up the kitchen he will force Luffy to take a bath. Obviously, Luffy says it's unfair so they compromise and Sanji has one with him. Luffy likes to sit infront of Sanji and let him wash his hair, he always ends up humming happily or softly swaying with Sanjis hands. The truth is it reminds him of how Sabo used to wash his hair and so he actually enjoys the baths with Sanji. He'd never say it though!!

Usopp: When Usopp and Luffy bathe together it usally ends up with Ussop carrying Luffy out after he'd almost drowned himself trying to do stupid tricks. Usopp will towel dry Luffy's hair and then brush it. Luffy definitely dresses himself though 🤭 he's not a little kid anymore! Luffy insists he can dry his own hair but this triggers Usopp into giving a long 30 minute speech about how he'll rush it and it will be damp so he'll catch a cold. Mama Usopp will allow no such thing!!

Nami: Nami usally wouldn't bathe with Luffy, obviously because of their different genders. despite this, on the odd occasion Luffy is in the bath and Robin is currently occupying the shower, she will take a bath anyway. Nami, over the time spent with the crew realises her captains honest innocence and doesn't mind it. Luffy will usally scoot a little closer and start info dumping about a wide variety of things. Nami acts annoyed but secretly thinks it's adorable. Like her own personal little brother who loves to chat about bugs and his new friends.

Robin: When Robin finds herself in the same situation as Nami, The bath being occupied by her crewmates and Nami in the shower, she'll usally just wait for her to finish but, if she finds either Chopper or Luffy taking a bath she doesn't mind joining them. Robin will use her Devil Fruit to make arms appear and wash Luffy's hair, simular to Sanji, sometimes Luffy will ask Robin about things because he says she's really smart. He'll listen to Robin talk about archeology to. He doesn't understand most of it and Robin knows this but she finds it cute when he looks at her with admiration and wonder after she says something about finding sunken ships or times she'd discovered piles of dead bodies hidden in barrels inside a abandoned Palace. Luffy will usually sit next to Robin at dinner and ask about more stories.

Chopper: When Chopper and Luffy bathe together Luffy is unusually soft and kind. Luffy will sit down and wash Chopper's head/fur and will listen to Chopper talking about medicine, how Zoro is so stubborn when it comes to healing as well as his favourite candy's (Luffy swears it changes every time they vist a new island) they will spend alot of time in there until Sanji calls them for dinner.

Hope you liked this Fluffy thing

Luffy likes his women like his vegetables

Given to someone else 🤣

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE

The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.